A town of about 13,000 in Marin County. A place that was once a cool hippie town (like when my dad moved here in the 70s) but is now copiously trendy (but still undeniably cool.)
In recent years, Mill Valley has become a great place to be a teenage babysitter (like myself,) because young, rich couples are reproducing at an alarming rate (just go to the Depot on a Sunday morning), the fathers are always really hott, and if you aren't too pierced or tattooed you will get many jobs, because very few teens in Mill Valley babysit. Why? Because they don't need the money.
Most teenagers in Mill Valley are quite naive and narcissistic, but some of the nicest people you will ever meet once you get to know them. Even though we are rich kids, we dress casually and your popularity usually isn't based on money, it's usually looks that matter, or personality. But don't worry, because we're all good looking and most of us have charming personalities.
In recent years, Mill Valley has become a great place to be a teenage babysitter (like myself,) because young, rich couples are reproducing at an alarming rate (just go to the Depot on a Sunday morning), the fathers are always really hott, and if you aren't too pierced or tattooed you will get many jobs, because very few teens in Mill Valley babysit. Why? Because they don't need the money.
Most teenagers in Mill Valley are quite naive and narcissistic, but some of the nicest people you will ever meet once you get to know them. Even though we are rich kids, we dress casually and your popularity usually isn't based on money, it's usually looks that matter, or personality. But don't worry, because we're all good looking and most of us have charming personalities.
Did that last sentence sound conceited? That's just the Mill Valley-ness in me.
Kid: Look, Daddy, it's a Hummer with a No Blood For Oil sticker!
Dad: He must be from Mill Valley.
Kid: Look, Daddy, it's a Hummer with a No Blood For Oil sticker!
Dad: He must be from Mill Valley.
by Naive Rich Mill Valleyite March 27, 2005
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Stereotyped for being a "rich-town" which is kind of true in a way. The town is about two miles long but there is a cop everywhere you go. Don't try and smoke weed here or you will be Fu**** by the hard dick of the law. You cannot do anything wrong here without hearing something for it. A lot of gossip and rumors go down in this town mainly due to vast majority of soccer moms.
Stereotyped for being a "rich-town" which is kind of true in a way. The town is about two miles long but there is a cop everywhere you go. Don't try and smoke weed here or you will be Fu**** by the hard dick of the law. You cannot do anything wrong here without hearing something for it. A lot of gossip and rumors go down in this town mainly due to vast majority of soccer moms.
Outta Towner: Hey bro lets go puff bowls at Siltanin in Scotts Valley.
Local: Nah dude iv'e been chapped there like three times. Scotts Valley isn't chill lets mob to Santa Cruz.
Local: Nah dude iv'e been chapped there like three times. Scotts Valley isn't chill lets mob to Santa Cruz.
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A NICE PLACE TO LIVE. Not a small, lame town. Fountain Valley is actually cooler than where the person above this post live. Fountain Valley is a very nice place to live between Santa Ana, Westminister, and Huntington Beach. That means you can go to the beach, go shopping, then go to the Discovery Center in Santa Ana if you live at fountain valley without traveling for 5000000000 hours. A NICE PLACE TO LIVE! You know its nice if you live here. anywhere else you live is okay.
Person 1: Where do you live?
Person 2: Fountain Valley in Orange County.
Person 1: Is it a nice place to live?
Person 2: It is a nice place to live.
Person 2: Fountain Valley in Orange County.
Person 1: Is it a nice place to live?
Person 2: It is a nice place to live.
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