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United Australia Party 

A so-called "freedom party" run by Queensland billionaire and fat fuck Clive Palmer and his mate Craig Kelly (who was sacked from the Liberals for being a wanker). A right-wing party similar to Pauline Hanson's One Nation except not run by a ranga. Formerly called the Palmer United Party and not to be confused with the original and unrelated United Australia Party that became the Liberal Party in the 1940s thanks to a great Australian Prime Minister called Sir Robert Menzies, who was in power for 18 non consecutive years. Clive claims that his party is the "true successor" to the original UAP and is the biggest political party in Australia, which is bullshit because him and Craig just spam us with text messages saying "Freedom! Freedom! Freedom!" and most of their members are fake (in that they got emails that said they joined when really they didn't).
The United Australia Party spent $100 million on ads on YouTube and on TV and billboards on the highway every fucking 20km and said that Craig Kelly would become PM yet he won just one seat in the Senate (Ralph Babet, representing Victoria) and no seats in the House of Representatives after Craig Kelly lost his own seat of Hughes in Sydney to the Liberals. Then he said the elections were rigged. Then Ralph Babet temporarily deregistered the party federally (but not in Victoria). How the fuck is he not broke by now? What a cunt.

United States of Valeria Day 

United States of Valeria Day falls on September 7th every year. On United States of Valeria, we celebrate Valeria Ceja for lasering in off a section of Mexica and creating her own country, the United States of Valeria. We honor her bravery and leadership. Without Valeria Ceja, we wouldn’t have iphones and dinosaurs and for that we praise her every 7th of September.
“Do you know what day it is?”
“It’s national United States of Valeria Day!”

united states 

the country thats going to hell because Obama was elected president.
Where is the united states?
Hell
Why?
Barrak Obama is there.

United States 

THE BEST MOTHER FUCKING COUNTRY IN THIS EARTH
That must be the greatest thing ever known to man. I know, its the United States.
United States by BOT Putin March 11, 2017

United Airlines 

United Airlines well put your name in a computer and kick you off.

Captain: Sir you have to get off

Doc:I WANNA GO HOME
United Airlines

United Nations 

A pathetic, useless organization that claims that they want and try to help the rest of the world, but in reality they are bunch of losers that are evil, just like the CIA and FBI.
Max: What do you think about the United Nations?
Molly: They are complete garbage and must not be taken seriously.
Max: I completely agree, the fact that so many people think that they are great because of their lies about how they will protect the rest of the world is an absolute joke.
Molly: Yes it is and there's absolutely no doubt about it whatsoever.