Turdeken

A random dumbass, who appears out of nowhere. The words Turd and Tekken combined. This word also implies the stupidity of the person.

*whisper* Hey look its that turdeken dude of there, what a dumbass. I wonder if he is good at Tekken?

by JTML July 24, 2008

turkei

I don't know but your great and you've got a sexy grandma and my friend told me to make a definition so say this to potatoes

You're a turkei

by Around Stocks and bonds April 16, 2017

turgey

Something you call someone when they are being a chicken but also a turd

Bro, quit being a turgey

by Trout687 September 5, 2021

Turked

Getting screwed over as a result of your lack of knowledge of the local foods in a foreign land. For instance, you buy something called a "Big Turk" in Canada, what's inside is not at all what you expected. You've been turked.

I bought this weird sandwich in Charlotte and got turked the fuck up.

I went to Canada last week and got completely turked at an AM/PM.

You've been turked, my man.

by ISO50 August 21, 2009

Marty Turco

noun- a goalie for the Dallas Stars who seems to think he's a forward.

adj- one who chronically commits blunders and is paid too much to make them.

Why won't Marty Turco stay in the crease?

Did you see her screw up that order? She's so Mary Turco.

by crosbysucks69 July 1, 2009

'turbed

Short for perturbed, this slang will give you street cred as long as your streets are closed to the public and only run school activity council golf carts and landscaping mobiles.

If Dickens doesn't chillout on the light and dark imagery by the end of Great Expectations, I'm going to be totally 'turbed.

by Stopsayingsomeoneisusingthis August 20, 2009

turder

a bump and or crack in the pavement that is not conducive to safe bike riding.

i almost biffed it when i ran over that turder!!!

by sally watkins-jones October 20, 2009