Heel Turn

When a person completely and suddenly, and often shockingly, goes from good to evil. The term came from professional wrestling to refer when a face (good guy) turned his back on the fans and became a bad guy (heel).

Anna: Kiss me, only an act of true love can save me.
*HEEL TURN*
Hans: True love? I just wanted to marry into your family and steal the throne! Now I'll leave you to die.

by usvartj May 13, 2014

Turd Ferguson

A name first created in a classic sketch on Saturday Night Live. The sketch was a parody of Celebrity Jeopardy that had Will Ferrell as Alex Trebek, Jimmy Fallon as Third Rock From The Sun's French Stewart, Norm McDonald as Burt Reynolds, and Darryl Hammond as Sean Connery. In fact, the first definition for Sean Connery is a reference to this very sketch. Anyway, the name was created by Burt Reynolds in the sketch.

Alex Trebek: "Apparently Burt Reynolds has changed his name to Turd Ferguson."
Burt Reynolds: "Yeah, Turd Ferguson, it's a funny name."

... later on ...

*Burt Reynolds buzzes in*

Alex Trebek: "Burt Reynolds?"
Burt Reynolds: "Uh, that's not my name."
Alex Trebek: "Okay, Turd Ferguson?"
Burt Reynolds: "Yeah what do you want?"
Alex Trebek: "You buzzed in."
Burt Reynolds: "No, I didn't."
Alex Trebek: "Yes you did."
Burt Reynolds: "Yeah, well that's your opinion."

by Ken Elrick II October 16, 2005

Turtle Heading

Turtle heading is when you need to take a shit and it is starting to peer out of your ass. Like a turtle coming out of his shell.

"Hey bro let's move!"
"Hold on a sec I need to take a dump."
"Can't you just hold it?"
"Naw man I'm turtle heading!"

by Hemlok February 15, 2009

Amber Turding

The act of shitting on your partner's side of the bed and proceed to blame it on your dog.

I heard they broke up because she was amber turding too often.

by Eggmeister_69 May 21, 2022

Turn around make me frown

When you're walking down the street and you see a woman with a nice booty walking in front of you. You are now infatuated until she turns around and you see that she in fact, looks like a horse.

*walking around at school
Guy 1: dude that girl is hot
Guy 2: wait for it
*girl turns around
Guy 1: DAMN SHE UGLY
Guy 2: that is a what I call a turn around make me frown.

by Slayer of ratchets December 7, 2012

Turkey Monday

The second Monday after the fourth Thursday in November, a day on which God-fearing Americans cook and consume large quantities of turkey.

Also known in Istanbul as "Monday."

Dude, why are you buying two frozen turkeys for Thanksgiving?

Nah man, one is for Thanksgiving and the other is for Turkey Monday.

by Several Credible Sources December 9, 2013

Turdsworth

Whereby one cannot finish one's meal and the amount left on the plate is comparable to the turd within the individual.

Sarah was out to brunch with her girlfriends but was yet to have a bowel motion for the day consequently she left a turdsworth of French toast on the plate.

Graham: "Frank, do you need to shit?"

Frank: "How did you know?"

Graham: "You've left a turdsworth of your carbonara."

Frank: "I love you".

Graham: "What?"

Frank: "Nothing".

by Shombray5000 January 18, 2015