turd nudger 

someone that is gay, aka nudges other boys turds.

'that boy is such a turd nudger'

turd nudger by harri_ February 4, 2009

turd in a punch bowl 

Someone or something that spoils a good mood.

Person 1: That was an awesome movie!

Person 2: Yeah, awesome special effects.

Person 3: I was so offended by that movie! Could you believe how many subliminal racist messages there were? I think we need to write a letter to the studio and tell them to ban this movie.

Later on...

Person 1: Brian's getting some guys together to go play football at his house.

Person 2: Cool, let me go get my cleats and we'll head over.

Person 3: Football's barbaric! So typical of American society to love a violent game like that!

Person 1: If you don't like it, then don't come! Jeez, why do you always have to be such a turd in a punch bowl?

turd in a punch bowl by Paul785 October 15, 2007

Turd Willy

its a cock covered in shit.

oh, Ben, you made me get a turd willy from that intense anal sex

Turd Willy by australian correspondant December 10, 2006

turd town 

The town where turds dwell, (in your ass)

"I'm gonna park the beef bus in turd town". (i am going to make intercourse with your anus)

turd town by peteypablo204 December 5, 2009

turd pussy 

The highest order of Choad. One who's such a boner, they've transcended mere turd-hood. A syphilitic hemorrhoid on a dick's pussy's anus!

"Look at that asshole with the faux-hawk, what a turd pussy!"

turd pussy by Barf-tholomew Bonerpants April 13, 2010

turd burg

When there is so much excrement in the toilet that it rises above the water level, resembling an ice burg, only this bitch is made of shit.

"Hey, go look at that turd burg I just left in the shitter"

turd burg by Sarge25 May 15, 2008

turd blossom 

1. (noun) In west Texas, a desert wild flower that grows up out of a meadow muffin.
2. (proper noun) One of G.W. Bush's nicknames for Karl Rove.
3. (slang) any positive consequence (beauty) that comes from something unwholesome(shit)

1. "Ma, that there's the purtiest turd blossom I've seen in miles."
2. "We'll get Turd Blossom to out Wilson's wife (Valerie Plame) to Novak."
3. "Wow, buddy, that presentation you gave to the board was quite a turd blossom."

turd blossom by Marc April 1, 2004