squeeze toys

A female's set of breasts

dude i was out with this chick last night she had niccccccccccccccccce squeeze toys man

by k-trizzle May 30, 2006

Pocket toy

A small girl/boy that you keep close for sex and other sexual activities

I always keep my pocket toy close for when I need him/her

by Royal overlord April 10, 2021

Dink-Toy

A car that is shitty, and if it were a toy car, would be one that only reatarted children would be allowed to play with. Hence, Dink-Toy.

That car is a Dink-Toy

by sillynillybilly May 5, 2010

Mattress Toy

Someone you just have sex with. No plans of any thing else.

When using (Mattress Toy) the person is someone you have zero respect for, only serves as a means to get off. Most of the time a mattress toy is an ex. A mattress toy can be any gender.

When are you moving Melinda in?

Never bro, she's just a mattress toy.

I can't go to the party tonight, my mattress toy is in the mood.

by Whitehammer40 March 11, 2020

toilet toy

Male genitalia, what men play with in the bathroom when they forget the newspapet

I forgot to bring the new issue of GQ with me to the crapper, i guess I'll just play with my toilet toy.

by The Lust Of Russ February 26, 2018

LE TOY

PRE MATURE EJACULATION, IMPOTENCY, USELESS, LACK OF POWER OR WILL, NO FREE WILL

MANY ASSUMED THAT THE "DEFAMAYION KING" DICTATOR WILL MAKE A COMEBACK AS A LEGEND, BUT LITTLE DOES PEOPLE REALIZE HE WAS AS LE TOY AS EXTINCT DODO

by ANUNE_FAT99 March 16, 2022

segs toy

segs toy

A churro

very sexy
dawg
past mod
segs toy
virgin

by Hhhhaaaaaass April 2, 2021