Non-refundable Bus Ticket

The act of a man and woman having sex tied to a chair placed at the top of a staircase, and after climax, tipping themselves down the stairs. Often referred to as "buying" a non-refundable bus ticket.

John: "Hey man, how did you get that scar on your leg?"
Paul: "My girlfriend and I decided to try buying a non-refundable bus ticket."
John: "Ouch, dude."

Non-refundable Bus Ticket by CRACKHEAD42 March 7, 2011

miracle ticket 

A ticket to a Grateful Dead show.

I got my miracle ticket minutes are arriving.

miracle ticket by RcChuck September 13, 2013

dream ticket 

slang for opium. the ticket to dreams.

I need to score some dream ticket.

dream ticket by Layne August 17, 2004

slut ticket 

Noun.
1)a ticket given to a slut.

walking around in a tank top and shorts late at night, and a cop stops them and gives them a ticket for looking like a slut. The cop can give them a slut ticket.

slut ticket by ladedaa March 4, 2009

douche ticket 

like the insult douchebag, but more fun to say

"stop being such a douche ticket"

"that ref is a douche ticket"

"her boyfriend is a complete douche ticket"

douche ticket by northeastcollegekid February 12, 2012

my meal ticket 

The Career or Careers that will give you financial gain, the Career that will put food on your table.

Making beats is my meal ticket.

my meal ticket by Webster's Younger Brother March 29, 2017

lottery ticket 

A baby that is born to a unsuccessfull woman "baby mama" and a very rich man.

She gave birth to her lottery ticket yesterday

lottery ticket by bubblez1970 January 9, 2012