Tough Break

When something doesn't go your way, or something bad but fairly insignificant happens to you.

"Dude, I just finished my last beer already and the store is closed!"

"Tough Break"

by Jordo31 November 11, 2012

tough darts

A term my old physics teacher used to say. It means like, "Tough shit, kid." it's funny.

You failed your test? Tough darts.

by HiredAssassin August 11, 2006

hairy trough

An unshaven vagina

Bob... I had a drink from the hairy trough last night,

John... Really where's that pub then

Bob... No mate I mean my birds pussy, I had a quick drink

by mitch00uk April 1, 2015

shitting through the eye of a needle

Meaning to have diarrhea, also known as a "chocolate lazer"

Man im shitting through the eye of a needle after all that beer and curry last night!!!

by Lincoln_DJ September 8, 2008

Tommy Tough Nuts

A person who thinks they are a tough individual while they are nor.

For example, a person who is telling a story that does not sound real or is an exaggeration, might be called Tommy Tough Nuts.

by jay August 22, 2004

internet toughguy

n. An internet toughguy is a person on the internet who acts badass, macho, and tough but in real life is most likely a huge pussy. Internet toughguys usually don't like to be called "fag" for no reason, and can't stand it when people don't play their video games by the rules. Internet toughguys are always hitting on internet girlfriends, and are easily provoked to screaming into their internet microphones whenever they're pissed off. The only way to defeat an internet toughguy is to expose his secret toughguy identity and agree with everything he says.

internet toughguy: "I'm gonna find out where you live and kill you you faggot!"

internet coolguy: "Whoaaaa, look out everybody... we've got an internet toughguy here!"

internet toughguy: "...okay look, all I was trying to do was capture the flag, why'd you kill me and call me a fag?"

internet coolguy: "You're right man, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have done that. I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings and wasn't sensitive to your needs."

internet toughguy: "FUCK YOU MOTHER FUCKER YOU'RE SUCH A FUCKING FAGGOT COME ON SARAH420, LET'S GO MAKE A PRIVATE GAME!"

by JimChach January 23, 2006

going through the motions

To go through your everyday life in a mechanical manner, as in:
waking up,
going to work,
getting back home,
watching TV,
going to sleep,
repeat.

After an amount of time, it becomes really annoying and boring.
Makes you wanna kill yourself or start using drugs.

Also, an awesome song from "Once more, with feeling".

God, ever since the holidays began I've been going through the motions and doing the same damn thing every day with a total lack of interest.
Maybe I should get some pot.

by AdamZA October 15, 2008