take a dump

1. To defacate
2. To have a bowel movement, usually a large one, as a dump is symbolic of large quantities

1. "Oh hey, before we go on our road trip to Oklahoma, I should take a dump." Friend says, "Yeah, there aren't any toilets in the country."

Or

2. "Oh man, why did I eat all of that Mexican food? I'm gonna have to take a huge dump, I'll be back in a week." Friend proceeds to hang a radioactive sign over the bathroom door for the next 30 years.

by khaan111 June 20, 2009

take a \_

Take a seat

take a \_, son

by dvt99 August 23, 2010

take the piss out of

to mock, to make fun of

Don't take the piss out of a good cook.

by Light Joker December 21, 2005

Take it in the ass

1) To express disappointment
2) Slang expression for an unfair/unfortunate event

1) Jeremy took it in the ass on that.
2) Paul took it in the ass when he invested in Worldcom stock

by BIATCH551 March 15, 2005

Shit take

When someone has a shity opinion or view of something

Shit take but go off.

by Urmomform561 November 17, 2021

birds take a bath

A statement use to describe the process of cooking cocaine to its purist form.

"How about these birds take a bath, and lets see how clean this stuff is."

by SneakyWalrus26 December 3, 2013

takeaway

Noun. Any new piece of information gleaned from a lecture, interview, or other media presentation, etc. that can be of exponential value when acted upon or put to use.

Among the general fund of knowledge provided in this financial seminar, there were actually several takeaways that could give our company great marketing edge.

by GoldieLucks August 6, 2009