by Toxxify October 24, 2018
Get the Toxxify mug.Toxic Nut Syndrome or TNS for short is something that all men go through every day. It is when a man makes bad decisions based on the fact that he is horny and has not had sex. It creates multiple problems in men's lives starting with but not limited to calling crazy ex gf, booty calls, being a pervert\predator, doing illegal things in order to get sex and much much more. Basically anything that a man wouldn't normally do right after sex.
The cure to this is simple, when you feel the need to be someone other than yourself and do things outside of your comfort zone that you know you should not be doing or that you will regret right after cumming...go masterbate. Beat the meat, wank the Yank, Stroke it out, Milk the lizard, Clean your gun, Give yourself a dirty handshake, Make some custard, Play your trombone. Do whatever it takes to rid yourself of all those deviant thoughts prevailing in the dirty dark corner of your blood deprived mind. After squeezing one out you will feel refreshed and clear minded until your balls start to produce more excess toxic soldiers in which case you'll need to go at it again. Stay sane my friends and don't forget to use lotion.
The cure to this is simple, when you feel the need to be someone other than yourself and do things outside of your comfort zone that you know you should not be doing or that you will regret right after cumming...go masterbate. Beat the meat, wank the Yank, Stroke it out, Milk the lizard, Clean your gun, Give yourself a dirty handshake, Make some custard, Play your trombone. Do whatever it takes to rid yourself of all those deviant thoughts prevailing in the dirty dark corner of your blood deprived mind. After squeezing one out you will feel refreshed and clear minded until your balls start to produce more excess toxic soldiers in which case you'll need to go at it again. Stay sane my friends and don't forget to use lotion.
Hey bro ever since we hired that new secretary I've had TNS for days.
Dude I'm going out on a date tonight! I'm so excited I just can't hide it... literally! O.o wow Kyle the Toxic Nut Syndrome strikes again huh? its alright my man I got some magazines in the bathroom go clear your mind my friend.
Dude I'm going out on a date tonight! I'm so excited I just can't hide it... literally! O.o wow Kyle the Toxic Nut Syndrome strikes again huh? its alright my man I got some magazines in the bathroom go clear your mind my friend.
by Mr.Wolfe January 30, 2019
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A friend or acqaintance who consistently starts drama and likes to compete with other friends or acquaintances. They like to be competitive, do not listen to much of anything that someone they know says to them. They like to brag about things someone else may not have and loves to one-up people.
If you repeatedly get emotionally hurt by your friend, you should make sure they're not a toxic friend.
by Padrame May 20, 2019
Get the toxic friend mug.A fairy tale that has been rewritten or portrayed differently than its original moral of the story in order to suit someone else's political agenda as propaganda. An example would be when Adolf Hitler rewrote “Little Red Riding Hood” to be antisemitic propaganda. Another example would be social justice warriors forcing Disney and other companies to portray characters as people of color or LGBTQ when they were never there originally in order to promote "diversity" in such an artificially forced manner. Spinoffs such as “Wicked” are also considered toxic fairy tales as they deviate from the allegorical messages of the original fictions.
by Major Madcat July 16, 2019
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He also likes gambling virtual currencies that actually make him fucking mentally ill
He also likes gambling virtual currencies that actually make him fucking mentally ill
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by KINGSTONATED TOXIIC November 29, 2019
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I got tired of this nasty bitch always coming around for sex so I gave her the toxic shocker. That bitch got a UTI and had blood coming outta her pussy.
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