Toser

A complete loser, a term for one of poor intellect or social awareness who often does stupid shit.

Courtney threw a stone at the ground and missed.

"you toser!" said Oliver

by lolzc@ts123 September 9, 2014

five toed sloth

Someone who is exceptional slow. Especially when running or in hand-eye coordination.

"Jack's a good athelete."
"Yeah, he's coordinated, but he's so slow he looks like a five toed sloth."

by Legbah February 4, 2008

five toed sloth

Somebody who is incredibly lazy, always late, doesn't like to move, or is just slow in general.

it originates from the animals, the two-toed and three-toed sloths.

"'shit dude, Jed said he'd be here three hours ago, do you think he's ok?'

'man, he's fine, he's always late; he's like a fuckin' five toed sloth or something'"

by fivetoedsloth October 5, 2009

towed away

Informal, Impolite, or slang
said when some one is not welcomed
and yo don't want him to be there

1-Drop the luggage and towed away.
2-towed away before I kick your ass.
3-The cops are coming, you'd better towed away.

by hadeda June 11, 2006

Toledo Necktie

When you lay a tird legnth-wise down your partner's chest so that when finished it has the appearance of a necktie...made of shit.

For our anniversary I gave my husband a toledo necktie, boy, was it messy.

by frecklef'er April 20, 2010

tossed salad surgery

Getting a rim job from an Emerson Lake and Palmer fan. (any prog rocker will suffice)

As I was listening to Karn Evil #9, i turned around to find somebody giving me a tossed salad surgery.

by Lord Mike March 18, 2004

toed up

variant of toe up

messy; unkempt

usually used when referring to one's look

"look at dat bougie wit her toed up braids"

by nonconcrete August 15, 2004