A Teucke is a living being (or at least pretty close to it). Moreover it is the most ugliest creature you can find in the Central European Countries. Typical attitudes of a Teucke are lazyness, a lot of lamenting over everything what does not fit into its world view, a strong antipathy towards Maltes and changing moral values depending on the current situation. A Teucke wears the natural warning colors pink and yellow, therefore it is visible from a long distance. The typically apperal of a Teucke consists out of either a yellow "post" shirt or a pink shirt.
Its heavy weight is caused by its exorbitant demand to scoff. Whenever a Teucke is not eating or out for "Zivi", it is usually talking about "Birgit" and about other funny stories from the daily life. Furthermore it is famous for making weird sounds (probably because of suffering braindamage). (-> example)
Its closest friends in the countryside are "bitch", "bunny" and "Schlampe".
Teuckes usually live their lifes according to the motto "BAD BOY 4 LIFE".
Spots where you can find a Teucke: In Schools, in BMWs, at home online on IRC (using the synonym "Schw4rz3r"), at "Zweibrücker" while its organizing "Vorfis", at "Wittbräucke" while it is riding tractors or also at the gas station when "bitch" is working.
Its heavy weight is caused by its exorbitant demand to scoff. Whenever a Teucke is not eating or out for "Zivi", it is usually talking about "Birgit" and about other funny stories from the daily life. Furthermore it is famous for making weird sounds (probably because of suffering braindamage). (-> example)
Its closest friends in the countryside are "bitch", "bunny" and "Schlampe".
Teuckes usually live their lifes according to the motto "BAD BOY 4 LIFE".
Spots where you can find a Teucke: In Schools, in BMWs, at home online on IRC (using the synonym "Schw4rz3r"), at "Zweibrücker" while its organizing "Vorfis", at "Wittbräucke" while it is riding tractors or also at the gas station when "bitch" is working.
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Usually used to describe either a male slag or a rapey pervert who rubs himself etc. against vulnerable people
Usually used to describe either a male slag or a rapey pervert who rubs himself etc. against vulnerable people
That guy's got such a Robin Thicke. He's been in every clunge in Cleethorpes
"Cor d'ya see that Robin Thicke at the fair last night?"
"Yeah. The filth nabbed him;hopefully he'll get chemical castratation so he'll stop molesting people"
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"Yeah. The filth nabbed him;hopefully he'll get chemical castratation so he'll stop molesting people"
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Usually used when a person is "overdoing it" trying to make it very clear that they like/dislike someone
Usually used when a person is "overdoing it" trying to make it very clear that they like/dislike someone
Dude1: hey, mike thinks u don't like him anymore
Dude2: oh really? took long enough cuz i been laying it on pretty fucking thick lately
Dude2: oh really? took long enough cuz i been laying it on pretty fucking thick lately
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Yorkshireman, "God, I wish those lambs would stop frolicking about in that field. I'm thickening up."
Scouser, "I love orange girls in shellsuits. I'm thickening up."
Brighton man, "God I love it when he wears those pants with the arse cut out. I'm thickening up."
Essex Man, "Jesus, that Burberry bra and G-string really do it for me Sandra. I'm thickening up innit.
Wiganer, "Bloody hell, look at the pastry on that meat and potato pie, I'm thickening up."
Gorby, "Look. At. Mi. Sister. I'm. Tricketing. I. Mean. Thick. En. Ing. Up."
Scouser, "I love orange girls in shellsuits. I'm thickening up."
Brighton man, "God I love it when he wears those pants with the arse cut out. I'm thickening up."
Essex Man, "Jesus, that Burberry bra and G-string really do it for me Sandra. I'm thickening up innit.
Wiganer, "Bloody hell, look at the pastry on that meat and potato pie, I'm thickening up."
Gorby, "Look. At. Mi. Sister. I'm. Tricketing. I. Mean. Thick. En. Ing. Up."
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