Teucke 

A Teucke is a living being (or at least pretty close to it). Moreover it is the most ugliest creature you can find in the Central European Countries. Typical attitudes of a Teucke are lazyness, a lot of lamenting over everything what does not fit into its world view, a strong antipathy towards Maltes and changing moral values depending on the current situation. A Teucke wears the natural warning colors pink and yellow, therefore it is visible from a long distance. The typically apperal of a Teucke consists out of either a yellow "post" shirt or a pink shirt.
Its heavy weight is caused by its exorbitant demand to scoff. Whenever a Teucke is not eating or out for "Zivi", it is usually talking about "Birgit" and about other funny stories from the daily life. Furthermore it is famous for making weird sounds (probably because of suffering braindamage). (-> example)
Its closest friends in the countryside are "bitch", "bunny" and "Schlampe".
Teuckes usually live their lifes according to the motto "BAD BOY 4 LIFE".

Spots where you can find a Teucke: In Schools, in BMWs, at home online on IRC (using the synonym "Schw4rz3r"), at "Zweibrücker" while its organizing "Vorfis", at "Wittbräucke" while it is riding tractors or also at the gas station when "bitch" is working.

Common quotes and sounds produced by a Teucke:

"Ah?"
"Mh?"
"Soso."
"Mh mh mh."
"eeend gut!"

Teucke by Miltion Obotie October 11, 2005

Craig Tucker 

Craig Tucker is one of the side main characters from the popular TV show South Park, he wears a dark blue coat and hat with a yellow poof ball on top. He has one of the deepest voices of the kids. It was shown that he has black hair and yellow eyes in the ultimate power of Super Craig and Wonder Tweek] in the fractured but whole. It is shown that he hangs around with Clyde Donovan Jimmy Valmer Token Black Tweek Tweak and has been seen hanging out with Jason white in the episode South Park is gay. Craig is in a gay relationship with a boy called Tweek Tweak which only happened because some Asian girls drew yaoi of them in the episode Tweek x Craig and have been seen holding hands, Craig even calls Tweek pet names such as ‘honey’ and ‘babe’. Craig has a pet guinea pig called Stripe which apparently him and Tweek bought together, Craig is protective about Stripe as in one of the older episodes Tweek vs Craig they were seen fighting because Stan and his gang told Craig that Tweek said bad things about Stripe. Craig is seen as a bad behaved boy as he always seems to get detentions, this may be because he always flips people off, even the teachers. It is shown that he doesn’t really like Stan Kenny and Cartman, this may be because one time they stole his birthday money and became a Peruvian flute band. Some of his personas include, Feldspar the thief from the stick of truth and Super Craig from The Fractured But Whole

Craig Tucker: *flips off Mr.Mackey*
Mr.Mackey: Did you just flip me off??

Craig: No

Craig: If I could say ‘shitballs’ to the school principal, I would be soooo happy

Craig Tucker by Creek fan May 22, 2018

Tucker Fucker 

Tucker Fucker — At noon on Monday April 24th 2023; Fox News made Tucker Carlson the poster boy for having foot put dead in his ass.

Fox News became The Tucker Fucker by making him the fall guy for the large and historic defamation payout Fox News just had to Dominion Voting Systems.

For his scandalous behavior on air, and the lies he told about voting machines and on behalf of “Dolt 45”, Tucker was shown the door.

There were knives in his back and footprints all over his pants. When they were done with him, he didn’t even have a place to hang mistletoe to tell Fox News to kiss his ass!!!

If you’re not paying attention please take note: OLD WHITE MEN EAT THEIR YOUNG.

Like Michael Corleone, I’m sure Rupert Murdock was either at a wedding, funeral, or baptism when this announcement was made.

The first the public heard was that on Friday April 21st Tucker Carlson had done his last show.

Which came as quite a surprise to Tucker Carlson.

No lube was used in the fucking of Tucker Carlson.

Fox News became The Tucker Fucker at noon on Monday April 24th 2023 by making him the fall guy for the large and historic defamation payout Fox just had to pay to Dominion Voting Systems. No lube was used in the fucking of Tucker Carlson.

Tucker Fucker by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 24, 2023

tucked like underarmor 

To conceal carry a firearm at all times.

Friend: bro, I’m nervous what happens if somebody tries to rob us?

Friend: don’t worry, I got that heater tucked like underarmor.

tucked like underarmor by AlwaysTucked July 31, 2021

Tucker face

A look of flustered bewilderment (eyes squinched, brows pitched, and mouth slightly agape) just before you're about about to attack someone's claim or assertion. The look Fox News pundit Tucker Carlson makes when one of his guests is speaking

Eric: That dude was talking so much shit, I couldn't wait to put his ass in place.
Barry: I know. You were giving him mad Tucker face when he was running his mouth.

Tucker face by Kalifornia Republik March 7, 2017

Tucker Classic

When an absolute stud flirts with a girl but then gets too attached and proceeds to fuck things up in the relationship.

"What happened to Guy and Minnie?"

"Oh, they aren't going out anymore; he did the Tucker Classic..."

Tucker Classic by MASMRANKRA November 13, 2018

Trucker speed 

Slang Term for ephedrine HCL tablets. Commonly bought by truckers at gas stations sold under such names as "mini thins" for prolonged periods of driving. It gained popularity in the 70s. Originally used to treat breathing problems such as Asthma, ephedrine is now widely used in the physical fitness world as a metabolism boosting fat burning stimulant as well as a being used as a recreational stimulant.
Legal status and availability fluctuates because it's often used to make Methamphetamine, though many workout supplement stores do carry them and sell them online.
Ephedrine HCL can be crushed up and unpleasantly snorted for a quick "high" though users often create a more powerful stimulation by combining ephedrine tablets with caffeine and Asprin to make "E.C.As" or "Triple stacks". This increases energy levels however is hard on the bodies central nervous system as well as Cardio vascular system.
OVERDOSING is a very real threat, and like all drugs, should be used in MODERATION or as directed to avoid such problems as

-Heart Attack
-Stroke
-Bleeding in the brain
-Seizures
-Hypertension
-Insomnia
-DEATH

Rick: "Man I had to drive 12 straight hours to pick up the kids,Thank god I had some coffee and some trucker speed

Jim: We're going clubbing tonight, you gonna drop some Ecstasy???

Bob: "nah man I don't want to get to messed up tonight...I'll stick with my cheap trucker speed"

Kate: " I really gotta finish reading this book for class tomorrow , does anyone have a Redbull I can jack?"

Jeff: Nope, but I can hook you up with some trucker speed"

Trucker speed by Jeffyb243 January 15, 2013