cum too soon

When you plan to have a long love making session with your female partner, but you cum too soon - before you have a chance to put your penis inside her. This usually happens suddenly while your partner is giving you a hand job or blow job during foreplay

Mandy and I settled in for long love-making session last night, but I "cum too soon" while she was stroking me

by handk-er-chief January 17, 2008

soon may the wellerman come

to bring us sugar tea and rum, One day, when the tonguin' is done, We’ll take our leave and go.

Chorus: Soon may the wellerman come
Chorus: To bring us sugar tea and rum

by *insert funny jojoke here* February 9, 2021

snoon

When something is soon and going to be around noon.

Zoey- "When are we going to get there?"

Francis- "Snoon."

by Snuber February 15, 2009

sloon

Female thats been ran through too many times

Wow, you got Haley number? That chick's a sloon; get her outta here!

by bd555 May 14, 2011

The Sooner Nation

1. Oklahoma
2. Premature Ejaculation or Ejaculators (a.k.a. male Oklahomans)

The Sooner Nation is full of nothing but Premature Ejaculation!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2009

Skoonspruit

(n.) The tiny garden-sprinkler thing your mouth does sometimes for no apparent reason.

(As defined by Douglas Adams' "The Deeper Meaning of Liff".)

You bloody clune! Clean your skoonspruit off my towel!

by SplodgeOMatic September 29, 2008

Sooned

Its a word that doesn't/shouldn't exist. But it does anyway because fuck it.

I sooned realized you're gay lol.

by gayfaggot#8990 December 15, 2018