Cross stitch 🤞🏻when you get stitched from your vag to your butthole after giving birth because it ripped your shit.
Tight butthole doesn’t apply because it’s been cross stitched.
I went down I my new girlfriend and found out she got the cross stitch.
I went down I my new girlfriend and found out she got the cross stitch.
by chickey85 March 22, 2019
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Get the Stitch mug.Father O'Brien: Look here Joey, this is where God stiched me up after he created me.
Joey: How can I see when you've teabagged your nuts in my mouth?
Joey: How can I see when you've teabagged your nuts in my mouth?
by Danny SS August 30, 2005
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Get the stittyfuck mug." so if that was your stitch about not wanting to live here because of Susan, shes moving next month "
by Tawni Lynn May 1, 2007
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Get the stitch mug.A Honeymoon Stitch is a procedure to restore a man's anus to virgin like size. Kind of like a chinch sack or anal rejuvenation process.
Larry says to Jim, this new man of mine is so handsome im going to have to get a honeymoon stitch before we have sex the first time.
by Tiny Butt May 4, 2014
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