Making a soufflé

When you and your bro have to take a dump at the same time but there is only one toilet bowl so you both straddle it and sit face-to-face. The volume of poop is so great that it rises above the water level and resembles a cooked soufflé.

“Dave just bought a home and Ted suggested making a soufflé in his brand new bathroom because the other toilets were occupied.”

by Devoooo April 25, 2019

Poop-id Shuffle

When you need to shit so bad, you need to do whatever it takes to make it to the nearest toilet

Ryan: I almost shit myself tonight walking my dog!
Jon: Had to do the old Poop-id Shuffle back to the toilet, eh?

by BDJ Ferda August 7, 2020

Christmas Tree Ballsack Shuffle

The Christmas Tree Ballsack Shuffle is where a male, or anyone who has a penis and a nice sack of balls, lays on a Christmas tree with their testicles rubbing against the bark of a tree. Then a person hopefully of your choice is riding the dick. Then the movement of their hips moves the ball sack around on the tree, causing immediate ejaculation.

Woah dude last night I tried the Christmas tree ballsack shuffle, the splinters were totally worth it.

by queeferia March 28, 2022

cupid shuffle

A dance craze that was started in Lafayette, Louisiana by the artist Cupid. It was first introduced in late 2006. It's a type of 2-step dance but it's a certain way to do it.

Man, the Cupid Shuffle is so easy. It's just 2-steppin with a style.

by Tim Thomas October 13, 2007

Nigger Souffle

A stolen T.V. dinner.

I was at my negro, Bovice's, house and we was starving, so Bovice pulled out two T.V. dinners. He told me he stole them from the supermarket. I said, "damn, we eatin' a nigger souffle?"

by Hank Q Finnegan April 13, 2009

Spiffled

scrambled; completely and utterly confused.

shawn mckay is one spiffled mother fucker.

by Mikael Smegalovknoff November 14, 2007

Souffle`d

(1) Being fileted and suplexed at the same time. (2) Getting that ass straight beat down by a higher ranking person in a military organization.

Nick- "Man, I really hate that Sir guy, he's such a hobacious turd."
Michelle- "You better be careful talking shit about Sir he's like ten times your size."
Nick- "I dont care I think I can take.......
(CRASH! BANG! POW! KABOOM!)
Michelle- OH SNAP DRAGON! Sir I think you may have killed him.....
Sir- "Nah, I didnt kill him I just souffle`d the shit outta his ass. If I hear any more of you hobacious ass fools talkin smack you might just get double-souffle`d up in this bitch.

by lcpl boles June 4, 2009