Shocking the Mojo

The act of being productive. Usually in the most insane of manners.

Bob: Dude, just Shock the Mojo.
Bill: The Mojo is being shocked, my friend.
Ben: So, what's Bill up to?
Bob: He's Shocking the Mojo.

by Bluefunoodle311 August 14, 2004

sporking

The shortened version of sport fucking. Having sex outside of any context of a committed relatonship.

I am giving up sporking because I am waiting for a committed relationship.

by Sheri K November 28, 2009

sporking

Spoken

4 D word dat has sporking through D heart N so shall i return D same Lov 2 u.

My Lov 4 u ll continu 2 be just as reall like an Olive oil.

by Hercolena Oliver May 2, 2010

shocking cart

a shopping cart that shocks you on your hands due to the build of static electricity

Electro shocking cart therapy is not covered by your health plan, but it is available for free at Costco.

by Ae5Ea8 October 3, 2016

spoking

the act of smoking paper in a rolled up fashion acting as a cigarette however just smoking paper

i ran out of cigarettes so i started spoking

by dlnproductions November 15, 2016

swocking

large population of butterflies that swarm toward your vehicle in some gorgeous suicidal tendencies.

Look at the monarchs so beautiful...oh god they are swocking towards our car dying by the hundreds

by jerseygirl13 May 30, 2016

Sporking

The act of spooning one's significant other with or while experiencing an erection.

Karen just wanted to spoon, but John planned on sporking.

by Jean Christophe May 31, 2017