Sporkie

A really amazing boyfriend or husband, that's also a little rascal, and does things he's not supposed to do.

That little Sporkie at my chocolate!

by Ledyard Bug March 12, 2017

Spork

Something one would hold up to display his or her randomness.

"*holds up spork* my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!!"

by Lemon3139 December 20, 2018

splortmaster

The best streamer on twitch

I'm bored so imma watcg splortmaster

by MACKACHAZ October 27, 2020

Splorfing

When you cum in a person's ass, and they fart it back out in a mixture of shit and semen

"I rogered your mother last night, and let me tell you dude that bitch started splorfing all over me!"

by Dadi039 November 3, 2021

Dinkly sporks

When that spork is so damn cute, it's dinkly.

Jesus, they're some dinkly sporks

by Lydtehsquid August 25, 2018

Spork

The act of advanced spooning

It is what cuddling can lead to right before intercourse. It involves touching of private areas and kissing.

Similar to making out but is much more intense

He was trying hard to have sex with me but i just wanted to spork.

Forget the spoon I wanna spork!

by DoubleDunk April 7, 2009

spork-bat

A combination of spoon, fork, and baseball bat, used to smite noobs on IRC.

<freeone3000> mayz I hiteth j00 with a tit spork-bat?

by BleakVoid May 13, 2005