Coffee Simp

Someone who knows the true secret to life long happiness is coffee, the truest love of them all.

Rio is the worlds biggest coffee simp. Luckily, she knows how to turn it on first thing every morning to get the day started off right.

by Handy_manny69 December 23, 2020

Fleet Simp

A Moderator In The Comfy Corner Discord Server Who Needs A Promotion

Wow Fleet Simp Needs A Promotion

by Jetmouse3000 January 2, 2021

dick simp

a cringe simp that won’t leave you alone

taylor is a mad dick simp and he won’t piss off

by UncleBarry April 12, 2021

Kawaii Simp

Me.

“My Urban dictionary user is ‘Kawaii Simp’”

by Kawaii Simp June 8, 2021

zoehange.simp

The best mutual! He’s super cool and funny. And never misses 🙄

“Hey who’s TikTok are you looking at?”
“Oh just zoehange.simp the coolest mutual”

by Hange lover June 29, 2021

Matty’s a simp

When your friend Matty bums up to every girl known to man

Sam: Where’s Matty
T: Simping with all the girls probably

Sam: Wow! Matty’s a simp

by MacedonianT March 17, 2020

Canadian maple simp

Someone outside of Canada who simps all things Canadian.

Matty is such a Canadian maple simp.
He even owns a Canuck the cucks Jersey.

by Solzkjaarn August 12, 2020