lap snatch

A woman or girl who likes to sit on men's laps, either aware or unaware that they are causing the men to become intensely sexually aroused.

Bonnie began to feel less inhibited at the office, and began flirting back with some of the men by sitting on their laps and being a tease. Word got around to others, including Mike's friends, that his wife had become a little cockteasing lap snatch at work.

Tweenie Katie seemed to have no idea she was being such a lap snatch, the way she drove her uncle crazy when she sat on his lap.

by July41944 June 21, 2009

fuck satchel

Any bag-like enclosure used for the storage of fuck-pertinent paraphernalia that aids in a global pervasion of hot, nasty fucking.

AKA dildo sack, AKA anal bead bag, AKA smelly cock gizzard.

"Hey Randall, go get my jumper cables out of the fuck satchel so we can plug in with the agony and the ecstacy and spray some fuck juices on each other."

by AssTrollProjection January 22, 2009

soupy snatch

A wonderful addition to the set of common vernacular describing a womans genitalia. It is usually used to reference the "snatch" of a filthy or dirty whore. As for the reason that the "snatch" might be called soupy, I leave as an exercise for the reader.

"Yeah, I was starting to go down on Tina but her soupy snatch invoked my gag reflex."

by MiddleAgedMike December 16, 2007

To Snatch a Gak

To have one's gak snatched, one would have had to have the goo that holds the brain in place, gak, taken, or snatched, from one's cranium, resulting in death; usually involved in black-on-white crime.

Yo bitch you best watch out! He gon' snatch yo' gak!

This is a strange term, to snatch a gak; strange, but wonderful!

by Dr. Samuel D. Tran December 16, 2008

lady snatch

the female lady part. formally known as a vagina.

I want to put my wang in your lovely lady snatch.

by theoneandonlysampire November 11, 2011

gammon satchel

A gammon satchel is a salty vagina with two big salty flaps which stick together. Also known as a ready salted vagina

I can't believe you unbuckled her gammon satchel... thats nasty! People have been jailed for less.

by Tilly Tilly October 7, 2013

Donkey Kong snatch

A very aggressive grab performed by a very barley man, often a Caucasian man, in the Philippines while riding a jeepney. The act is done by hanging on back of the vehicle and grabbing a potential bride/female pedestrian as she walks by. He will then say, "You mine!" and take her home as prize of the day.

Hey fam, donkey kong snatch that hoe! she so fine.

by I am Muffins February 15, 2017