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by anonymous April 16, 2022
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Stimulate

Have you ever stimulated your senses with 5 gum?, I hope so, because it has found to be true that you have never lived if not done. Scientists have proven the fact that you do not bypass if you do not stimulate. If you do not have 5 gum, buy it . If you do not have 5 gum.. get extra or trident so you can stimulate
Have you ever stimulated?” “Stimulate now if not done before.”
“Get 5 gum.’
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Simultaneality

Simultaneality (Si-mul-tan-e-al-it-y) is the state of mind which embodies the reality that everything is happening simultaneously and that ‘possibilities’ are living, breathing parts of every moment not something that comes to those who wait.

Simultaneality rejects a goal-driven life and embraces the journey!

Originated in Nevada City, California by somatic practitioner, massage therapist and writer Chula Linda Gemignani when she was finally fed up with 'New Year's resolutions' being goal-driven. She realized that the pressure of getting things accomplished was placing her in a freeze mode (flight, fight, freeze). When she evoked the state of simultaneality more was accomplished and her life experience became more fulfilling.
"You could tell by her accepting nature that she was in a state of simultaneality".

"The CEO rejected cut throat, goal oriented approach to life and enjoyed the journey by living in a state of simultaneality."

"He woke up in peace that morning in a state of Simultaneality. There was no sense of urgency, no definitive black and white ideas/judgements and/or emotions."

"When we embody simultaneality, we embrace that so many things are happening at the same time, even our beliefs around them."

When embodied with Simultaneality, we can let go of goal-driven lifestyles and live more open-heartedly to all of the possibilities that are unfolding in every given moment.

Simultaneality is a state of mind that creates more capacity and allowance for our own life experience and our experience of others.

"Simultaneously to the perception of any said idea, there so many other possibilities that are alive! The state of embracing that reality is simultaneality."
by Chulandia January 4, 2023
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Simulator Sweetie (noun):

A fun and flirty feature of the Pink Kisses app that allows users to choose a hot and steamy sender for their daily doses of romance and self-care through sultry and seductive text messages. A Simulator Sweetie can be anyone or anything the user desires, such as a crush on a famous hottie, a secret crush on a friend who's oh-so-fine, an old flame, a random person like "That cute guy at the bar," or even an idea or manifestation like "The Universe" or "Soulmate." Simulator Sweeties can also be changed as often as desired on the Pink Kisses App. Users can even simu-date their Simulator Sweetie by sending flirty messages back and forth for a virtual romance experience, although the Simulator Sweetie does not reply to the user's messages – it only sends messages to the user.
Simulator Sweetie (noun):

A fun and flirty feature of the Pink Kisses app that allows users to choose a hot and steamy sender for their daily doses of romance and self-care through sultry and seductive text messages. A Simulator Sweetie can be anyone or anything the user desires, such as a crush on a famous hottie, a secret crush on a friend who's oh-so-fine, an old flame, a random person like "That cute guy at the bar," or even an idea or manifestation like "The Universe" or "Soulmate." Simulator Sweeties can also be changed as often as desired on the Pink Kisses App. Users can even simu-date their Simulator Sweetie by sending flirty messages back and forth for a virtual romance experience, although the Simulator Sweetie does not reply to the user's messages – it only sends messages to the user.

Example sentences:

"I'm feeling a little lonely tonight, so I'm going to send myself a message from my Simulator Sweetie 'That cute guy at the bar' as a reminder that there are plenty of fish in the sea."
"I've been simu-dating my Simulator Sweetie 'My Ex's Hot Friend' for a few weeks now and it's been a fun and flirty virtual romance."
"I just got a message from my Simulator Sweetie 'The Universe' and it reminded me to stay positive and trust the journey."
by Pink Kisses January 8, 2023
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simultaneous ambidextoral coordination

The act of simultaneously wiping each of one's dual buttholes with each hand, separately, at the same time.
This occurs when one has dual dirty buttholes, two hands, and two pieces of toilet paper (preferably clean) and uses one hand to wipe each of the dirty buttholes (one hand per hole, NO SWITCHING!); one hand wiping in a circular motion, the other in straight lines (front to back or side to side, not both), thus achieving simultaneous ambidextoral coordination.
by Nurse Ratchet February 24, 2023
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simultaneous stripper

An individual that can strip and fuck at the same time.
Bruh that simultaneous stripper fucked me while stripping.
by Jahozy July 21, 2023
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Simulatorp

"Gosh they are such a simulatorp"
by idjiaodjoie July 28, 2023
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