shtuff

When you're about to say "shit" but decide to say "stuff" halfway through because of who is around you or who you are talking to.

ex1: Mom, what's all this shtuff laying around?

ex2: OK class, put your shtuff away, it's nap time.

by IRTc_Alex September 6, 2005

sheff

to get stabbed.

Gang Member: I will sheff you up.
Drug dealer: Oh shit sorry, i will get you the weed

by sheps_s February 14, 2017

cincinnati shuffle

When your buddy brings home a drunk chick and fucks her, then when he is done you go in pretending you are him and fuck her.

Buddy 1: alright, im done with her, its your turn, just roll her over she is laying on her stomach.
Buddy 2: 10-4 good buddy, its Cincinnati shuffle time

by Der-Fuhrer December 14, 2010

sidewalk shuffle

sidewalk shuffle

the awkward dance that results when two people approach each other from opposite directions, each attempts to move out of the other's way, and both end up moving in the same direction. Often followed by further ungainly movement, apologies, and awkward laughter.

Ugh, I just ran into Prof. Smith in the hall and we did the sidewalk shuffle. It was so awkward.

by english15 July 22, 2009

Sheffield Shuffle

A Sheffield Shuffle is an attack move that Sean Bean does when attacking his spouse. Usually involved a spin and a right hook. Occurs after a few pints of Stella

Wife: Sean, have you brought in the trash?
Sean: No!
Wife: Well do it!
Sean: Take this! *Sheffield Shuffle*

by Chris Stammers June 16, 2008

Hansbrough shuffle

Dance perfected by center on UNC basketball team because he was unaware that when moving with the basketball one has to dribble.

Tyler Hansbrough gets away with so many calls because refs are so impressed with the Hansbrough Shuffle.

by Quincy H December 9, 2008

thunderbird shuffle

being so drunk that you look like a character from thunderbirds with your arms and legs on wires

hey look at the old boy there, he's doing the thunderbird shuffle, how many has he had

by Weegie in KL July 29, 2009