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dirt scoop

The low down that is revealed by one to embarress another.

The dirty details

The skinny on the situation

Private info revealed for the purpose of pissing someone off usually over a game
Dude peep this dirt scoop.

Dog you will never believe this dirt scoop about Jessica.

I got that dirt scoop.

Dude I can't believe you dropped that dirt scoop in front of her.
by weaktits December 17, 2008
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scoop group

the group of people at a gathering that have chicks in their midst only because someone pulled a scoop stoop
Guy 1: "Yes! scoopy doopy made it! this is a sausage fest no more; now we got ourselves a nice lil scoop group with sum tig ole' bitties"

Guy 2: "See, man, I told you pullin that scoop stoop would pay off in the end"
by prokzi August 10, 2009
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Nose Scoop

The act of scooping/rubbing against someone else's nose with yours in an upward motion. This is usually used as a sign of affection or a way to avoid a kiss, almost like an Eskimo kiss.
She hadn't brushed her teeth since the tacos she had earlier so she dodged the kiss and nose scooped him.
by Harmless December 13, 2012
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Soft Scoop

An absolute fucking boring idiot
(plain, boring, useless)
'he/she is an absolute soft scoop'

'stop being such a soft scoop'
by rob93 February 13, 2014
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toot scoop

Actionable habit whereby one will flatulate (toot) into their own hand and scoop it up to their face to bathe their nostrils in self-produced methane gas (toot).
I really need to break my habit of toot scooping. Maybe it will be my New Years resolution.
by dernebel May 1, 2014
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jelly scoop

Using your hand in a cupped manner to acquire some jelly from opposing tits.
by gvhjfcvxcnfgc9 May 24, 2018
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Shlop

A better way of describing a Blowjob that is done in a sloppy way.
“This bad bitch gave me shlop last night and it was tremendously outstanding.”
by Herban Dicktionary January 21, 2019
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