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shonkinium

A newly discovered rare metallic element, sometimes referred to as "Shonk".

It can be easily polished to hold a shine, but it tarnishes very rapidly when inspected closely or when it comes into contact with any Object.

The primary use appears to be in the building of simple machines, which will usually work only under certain conditions such as the orientation of the earth's magnetic field, the prevailing wind, and whether the creator of the machine was able to find the jade monkey before the full moon rose that month.

Due to the strong electric field scattering effect exuded by shonkinium, it is not suitable for any use in electronics.

Items created with shonkinium are generally described as "shonky".

No-one has discovered the true worldwide extent of shonkinium, but all of the veins of shonkinium ore so far discovered by exploratory mining have been found in the hills around South Ayrshire in the UK.
"This script isn't just slightly shonky, it's made from 24 carat shonkinium!" -- A Web Developer, today.
by Guess who, arf arf February 11, 2010
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Shankaman

A white chavvy lad who is into grime music and thinks they are a rude boy because they attempt to MC.
Have you just seen that bell end over there hes a right shankaman isnt he.
by JoeD9 October 28, 2008
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AIDS Shank

When a person with AIDS defends themselves by plunging a knife into their own skin, then uses it to threaten whoever is threatening them with the now AIDS infected weapon.
Murderer: I'm going to stab you!
AIDS guy: *stabs self and hold out the bloody knife* Try it and I'll give you my AIDS.
Murderer: Whoa whoa, calm down, man. I'll leave you alone.
AIDS guy: You'd better, or you'll be AIDS-ified by my AIDS Shank.
by NK-Penne December 27, 2011
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anal shank

A sharp stick with either blades and or sand paper attached. That you shove up your buddy's anal cavity.
I grabbed the anal shank and shoved it up my buddy's ass with satisfying pleasure
by TaysteePoussey July 29, 2014
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Yuvan Shankar Raja

Yuvan Shankar Raja who is also called as bodhai music director always acts as a drug to music lovers
Yuvan shankar raja ennaum bodhai kai
by ARRbrasigan January 8, 2021
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come down my ends you get bear shanked

this is a complex road man phrase only to be use when you are going on level 30 road man

come down my ends means if you come to my area

and you get bear shanked means if you go their they will stab you
hard man levl 24: you wan'na fight bruv

road man levl 30: come down my ends you get bear shanked
by road man cory October 11, 2018
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Shank'd

On the game Super Smash Brothers Brawl, it is used to refer to being struck by an item and getting KO'd by or to lose the match due to item interference.
Oh dude, you just got Shank'd by a beam sword.
by Jade Auros October 24, 2008
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