Shitmaxxing

The act of pooping as hard as possible, normally performed when constipated.
Opposite of clenchmaxxing.

Billy: Hey bro I just finnished Shitmaxxing!
Ronald: Erm... what the sigma

by EpokGamer69 June 1, 2024

shitmonk

The remains of a specimen of the Sciuridae family that has been killed by a wheeled entity, such as a bicycle or motor vehicle. Not to be confused with "chipmunk", which refers to only living entities.

Wow, look at that shitmonk! That bicyclist has impressive aim.

by Bicycle21591 June 3, 2024

Seitom

Seitom is a Japanese duo and YouTuber team consisting of Mirai / Shudo Mirai, a famous Japanese internet celebrity YouTuber, DJ, Music Composer, Singer, Rapper and Tom Tom, another famous YouTuber. They usually produce weekly Shorts videos and videos and upload them to YouTube, Instagram, TikTok, etc. They are currently known as one of the biggest Minecraft/Roblox creators in Japan.

and so lyke yea i seitom everyday

by 5150zzz September 12, 2024

shitmodding

To be shit at moderating a server, imageboard, etc.
Primarily used for those who abuse their power.

"some shitmodding guy with a throat full of dicks just banned me for nish"

by sulflix January 5, 2025

Shitman

A hitman that's bad at their job

Forsen is a shitman LULW

by assjuiceinator March 5, 2025

Shithome syndrome

The inability to defecate anywhere other than ones own home or dwelling.

What you cant use my bathroom, you got shithome syndrome or something?

by Cyanide cupkake February 11, 2026

Shitmonkey

To be used instead of swearing

Holy shitmonkey or oh my shitmonkey

by Bmullen66 November 29, 2025