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swimmer

Mostly wandering about 90% naked most of their lives, swimmers, in fact, are usually homosexual... especially ones by the name of Eddie. Some of them might have potential for great bedroom antics, but lack the skills to woo a woman... therefore resorting to masterbation or same-sex relationships with their colleagues.
The swimmer spent most of his day in the water with his team mates, therefore his oppurtunity-cost of working on women skills was spent practicing for the big meet.
by Aanik August 30, 2006
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Shimmler

Hitler's mother and Himmler father.
Also used to refer to someone who is god's right hand man.
Shimmler stop smoking cock and get me my pancakes before the stones start falling on my asshole.
by Shimmler February 11, 2003
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Swimmer

someone who swims in a chlorinated pool so often that their hair becomes an ugly shade of yellow and becomes all wirey. They also occasionally grow moles out of differant portions of their body (including the penis) but does not get acne all over the places of cheeks, forehead, or the genitals.
colby is a swimmer. he has a swimmers penis, everytime he turns around you can see his yellow pubic hair.

Colby swims so often that he got ugly yellow swimmer hair.
by Mark Schofield July 20, 2007
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Swimmer's Ear

Immediately after completing the act of fingering a girl you use the same finger to administer a wet willy.
Swimmer's ear is a very strange sex act but I find it very satisfying.
by Coinage13 June 4, 2015
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simmering

The act of holding in faecal matter beyond it's natural release point, to the point where it is bubbling to get out. At this point the dirty payload is then released onto the waiting stomach of a loved one in an act of tarmacking (see 'tarmacking')
Lee has had one simmering on his hob for a few hours now while Laura is waiting by the fire for a good tarmacking.
by Crebs January 15, 2010
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swimmer

A swimmer is someone who got rejected from the basketball team during the winter sports season. "Mostly." Swimmers are the best "good-looking" athletes out of all sports.
by John Beer May 13, 2005
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swimmer

albanian scum swimming across the english channel learning there profesion on the way over.
useless chippys / labourers / chefs / waiters
by haydn June 5, 2004
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