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shimmercan

A small kleptomaniac leppercan that is only seen by girls that have had way to much to drink. Also seen by use of acid.
"That shimmercan stole my headband! He needs it for his girlfriend!"
shimmercan by Cody4969 January 17, 2008
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Shimmerance 

An object that has a shimmering glow to it
"That's a nice necklace but, it lacks shimmerance....."
Shimmerance by Bassidhound September 18, 2012

simmerant 

An attitude combining simmering anger on the verge of explosion with the subsequent inevitable progression of attitude into verbal explosion- hence the rant.

To be boiling beneath the surface with only the slightest skin of resistance between restraint and going postal.
After being dumped by his girlfriend for a state trooper, Todd was the picture of simmerant when he was pulled over on the way home by the very same trooper.

simmerant by Kishote November 30, 2005

simmerman 

a simmerman is known as the king of all tweens. It's very rare to see a simmerman without two tweenies under both of his arms. simmermans are always trying to win a dart championship so they can pull even more tweens then they already do. i once heard a simmerman say he is addicted to alcohol, chew and tweenies. simmermans have a very slender penis, it looks similar to that of a monkeys. but dem tweenies don't care. they prefer the name daddy over thier real name but also respond to king tween. You might often see a simmerman cruising around highschools in the area, where they scopes out tweens and even cruises around the elementary schools to see whats going to be on the market in a few years.
There goes that simmerman with them tweenies again.

I wish i could get them tweens like a simmerman.
simmerman by pancake jam master November 10, 2011

shimmeringly 

Incandescently shiny
Man's existence irreversibly altered perceived by eye, irrevocably called to salvation passing the altar by the holy cities shimmeringly glisten as angels hasten in conceiving spirituality listening believing fasten.

Shimmering 

Poetry form originating in English containing 108 total syllables, with syllables by line of; 6, 5, 7, 15, 10, 10, 9, 11, 9, 6, 8 & 11. Originated in 2006 by Kim Fowley and Richard Rogers of Crazy Whiteman during pre-production for award winning film 'Golden Road To Nowhere', a title shared by the forms first example.
That was a well versed Shimmering about love.

Shimmerin 

Something shiny
I see your shit shimmerin man, i see you got the Rolex.
Shimmerin by Chief Kaptain November 25, 2018
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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