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selficide

When your future self goes back in time and kills you against your will. This is different from suicide because it's against his of her own will. It's also different from homicide because it consists of one person. Very complicated.
Police officer- "So, you tried to commit selficide huh?"
Doug- "I'm telling you my future self is a crack head!"
Future Doug- "Where I come from, crack is used on a daily bases!"
by rhutch February 28, 2008
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Selfish Cunt

A strange, strange band from the UK.
We're going to a Selfish Cunt show tonight.
by toee February 10, 2006
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Selfie

An over used word meaning taking a picture of your self. This is mainly used by people who are too lazy to say "take a picture of myself" or people who get obsessed with everything that's popular until it gets over used. Selfies are usually posted on Instagram, Facebook, etc.
Sally: What are you doing?
Sarah: Taking selfies with my phone
Sally: Sarah, we are at the movie theater. Will you ever put that thing away?
by SomeoneWhoMakesDefinitions November 24, 2013
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selfiecidal

Someone who takes selfies in dangerous situations or circumstances.
I can't believe Dave took a selfie whilst climbing up a cliff!!...

He must be Selfiecidal!
by the one and only Jx April 24, 2014
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Selfibacy

A pledge stating you will never masturbate for whatever reason.
I'm taking a pledge of selfibacy because it is against my religion.
by TheWordMaster1995 January 1, 2011
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Selfish Wanker

1) A person who is selfish and behaves like an idiot

2) A person who is greedy with their masturbatory habits. A selfish wanker will steal a communal porn collection, steal the only box of tissues remaining in the house, even steal a picture of your own dear mother to wank over. They care nothing for the feelings or masturbation plans of others. They will even turn up late to meetings and dates because of their five knuckle shuffling, but will never ever call and explain the delay. Wanking will always come first to these people. A truly selfish wanker will even prefer the touch of their own hairy palm to the touch of another human being.
Steven is a selfish wanker. He sent his girlfriend out to the strip club with his mates so that he could stay in and abuse himself alone.
by MagickDio September 4, 2010
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Selfie

Attention seeking photo taken of yourself while pointing the camera at your face with arm streched out or in front of a mirror. This activity proves you have no friends or are in need of approval or validation.
Can you guys help me pick a filter?
I don't know if I should go with XX Pro or Valencia
I wanna look tan
What should my caption be?
I want it to be clever
How about "Livin' with my bitches, Hashtag LIVE"
I only got 10 likes in the last 5 minutes
Do you think I should take it down?
LET ME TAKE ANOTHER SELFIE
by Raver 2 April 28, 2014
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