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secondhand awkward

refer to situations or circumstances wherein you find yourself feeling awkward towards a person whom you don't know personally or you're not close to BECAUSE of something you know about him or her.

Situation:

Person A and Person B works for the same company. They know each other by face and name.
Person C is the bestfriend of Person A.

Person C tells Person A that Person B is actually THE ex-girlfriend or ex-lover of her current boyfriend whom she suspects is still madly in love with Person B.
One morning, Person A meets Person B in the comfort room of the office and there was awkward silence.
I had a secondhand awkward moment with Person B today in the comfort room. I didn't know what to say.
by Lillian Marsden November 5, 2010
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Secondhand Nudes

When you never get nudes from girls, but your friend does, so he sends them to you.
Hey man, did Anna ever send nudes to you?” “Nah, I got secondhand nudes from Joey though.”
by elway8398 July 7, 2019
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secondhand smell

when a person smells (good or bad) and you stand near said person or make any physical contact with said person and then you smell like them
-"Man that hobo over there smells bad"
-"I know, i went over to give him spare change and i got secondhand smell.
by dimelis_16 June 9, 2007
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Secondhand Munchies

Also known as Environmental Food Munch, or Passive Munch. When non-munchers are exposed to secondhand munchies it is called "involuntary munching" or "passive munching." Non-munchers who inhale secondhand munchies take in Funyions and other tasty snacks just like munchers do. The more secondhand munchies you are exposed to, the higher the level of these harmful chemicals in your body.
"Dude, why'd I eat that entire pizza? I didn't even smoke."
"Secondhand munchies, dude."
by Mr. Hand-Munchie January 20, 2009
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secondhand lurking

When somebody is at a computer lurking on myspace, you creep up on the person very slowly, and just watch what they are doing. Secondhand lurking is more often then not used by gay emo kids.
Some bitch named beth lurking on myspace, when some gay ass emo kid walked up and started secondhand lurking.
by Sgt_York August 7, 2009
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Secondhand Dicktasting

The act of making out with a girl who is having sex with someone else on the regular, so by the transitive property, you have tasted his dick
Jon: "Mike did you make out with your ex-girlfriend again?"

Mike: "Yeah, why?"

Jon: "You are secondhand dicktasting her new boyfriend, how do you feel about that?"
by Mike The LCB April 23, 2011
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Secondhand Drinker

One who will not get drunk themselves, yet engage in all the drunken games and/or will be clumsy as though they are highly intoxicated.
"How did your pants catch on fire? I thought you we're the designated driver"

"I was a Secondhand drinker. Candles are not safe at 2 in the morning"
by TheSuedenator January 16, 2009
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