Shop Me a Honda

To give someone a call. Meant to sound like "shout me a holla" but much cooler

Guy: What are you doing tonight?
Girl: I might go to a party
Guy: Well if you do, shop me a honda

by dimelis_16 February 11, 2010

Devastating Diarrhea

Worst case of diarrhea possible.
If you have it definently miss school, work, etc
comes along with leaky poo

I had devastating diarrhea and now i need a new bathroom

by dimelis_16 April 24, 2007

J.D. Salinger

Author of catcher in the rye.
After becoming so famous he became a hermit and does not leave his house, do interviews, or anything.

J.D. Salinger just sits in his house and waits to die.

by dimelis_16 May 10, 2007

mom reasoning

When a parent (preferably a mother) or person makes an accusation, explanation, or theory with no grounds. The accused cannot make any logical reasoning against statement simply because it is mom reasoning.

mom: If I eat more I will get skinny

child (to themself): There she goes again with her mom reasoning

by dimelis_16 May 10, 2007

Word of the Day

A word that is sent to millions of people who subsribe to the urban dictionary mailing list. The creator of the word and the word become instantly famous.

My dream is to one day publish the Word of the Day.

by dimelis_16 May 10, 2007

Talk Greasy

To rap, usually to rap well.

50 cent talk greasy (talks greasy), but the kid in malibu doesn't.

by dimelis_16 May 10, 2007

CHIS

acronym for Cool Hot Insanely Sweet
usaully used to describe girls

Dude 1: "That girl is a perfect ten"
Dude 2: "I know she is so chis"

by dimelis_16 April 24, 2007