mom reasoning

When a parent (preferably a mother) or person makes an accusation, explanation, or theory with no grounds. The accused cannot make any logical reasoning against statement simply because it is mom reasoning.
mom: If I eat more I will get skinny

child (to themself): There she goes again with her mom reasoning
by dimelis_16 May 10, 2007
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Devastating Diarrhea

Worst case of diarrhea possible.
If you have it definently miss school, work, etc
comes along with leaky poo
by dimelis_16 April 24, 2007
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Shop Me a Honda

To give someone a call. Meant to sound like "shout me a holla" but much cooler
Guy: What are you doing tonight?
Girl: I might go to a party
Guy: Well if you do, shop me a honda
by dimelis_16 February 11, 2010
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J.D. Salinger

Author of catcher in the rye.
After becoming so famous he became a hermit and does not leave his house, do interviews, or anything.
J.D. Salinger just sits in his house and waits to die.
by dimelis_16 May 10, 2007
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secondhand smell

when a person smells (good or bad) and you stand near said person or make any physical contact with said person and then you smell like them
-"Man that hobo over there smells bad"
-"I know, i went over to give him spare change and i got secondhand smell.
by dimelis_16 May 23, 2007
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Talk Greasy

To rap, usually to rap well.
50 cent talk greasy (talks greasy), but the kid in malibu doesn't.
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Word of the Day

A word that is sent to millions of people who subsribe to the urban dictionary mailing list. The creator of the word and the word become instantly famous.
My dream is to one day publish the Word of the Day.
by dimelis_16 May 10, 2007
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