Swamp Fairy

A person who is obsessed with theater to a fault. They live and breath theater, only communicate through musical lyrics, and are desperate to be the center of attention. They are also very touchy feely with each other. Most of them are outwardly sexual but in reality nothing more than teenage virgins with overactive sexual hormones and too many pimples to be integrated into regular society.

"Look at her singing those show tunes... wtf there is no musical right now!"
"She's a hardcore Swamp Fairy... You know, she was born in the swamp, lives in the swamp and will die in the swamp."

by J-youngmoneydawg April 6, 2010

Tit Swamp

When you wear two pairs of socks instead of one.

Its really cold out today i better Tit Swamp.

by SavorOfHumens March 24, 2010

Swamp Master

The ogrelord of all swamps, swamp ass, and anything swampy.

"Is it true that Shrek is the swamp master?"
"It's been contested, and it's not ogre, til it's ogre."

by haroldwashismiddlename April 28, 2014

Swamp Witch

A witch that normally lives in or near a swamp

"Way up the road from Hattie's Shack
Lies a sleepy little Okeechobee town.
Talk of swamp witch Hattie lock you in when the sun go down." - excerpt from The Swamp Witch by Jim Stafford

by Salvia Dayli November 28, 2020

Wiki-Swamp

when you get so lost in wikipedia that you forgot what you were searching for.

I was searching for Sociology but I ended up finding Nazi Germany. I was lost in the Wiki-Swamp.

by T_Baggin_Bandit November 19, 2011

swamp dweller

A random insult for one who is ugly and smells. Basically looks like they bathe in swamps.

One of many top insults used by local Wirral folk.

YKTH (You Know This Hovis)

"Eurgh what a swamp dweller".

by CJB - YKT December 6, 2013

Swamp yak

An unattractive female, who is unmotivated to better herself for the sake of her child let alone herself. Maintains a minimum wage job. Struggles to stay just above the poverty line.

Can be found wrangling fish and smells as such. Keeps a rotation of partners of a sexual nature.

Does not need a father, boyfriend or anyone else, but will accept a care taker.

Friend: Hey man what happened to you and your ex?

You: Oh man, that bitch was a swamp yak!

Friend: Shes a swamp what?

You: Yak, You know fat hairy stinky animal.

Friend: Oh ok.

by James, Rick James September 10, 2009