swamp water

a mixture of all the fruit juices found behind a bar of a drinking establishment. may be mixed with any type of alcohol.

bartender: what'll you have?

customer: I'll have a swampwater. I'm the designated driver!

by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006

swamp tea

The tea that results from getting distracted while making tea and not removing the tea bag early enough. The extra soak time makes it taste swampy.

I was making a pot of tea when the phone rang. I didn't get back to the tea in time so now I have swamp tea.

by CLS CU January 25, 2010

Swamp Funk

A deranged state of mind. Used to describe a person who is crazy off the wall nuts.

Man, he's got some swamp funk upstairs.

You got dat swamp funk, homie.

by Curly_Fry July 7, 2010

Swamp piece

A girl who looks like she just walked out of a swamp. She is so unattractive that normal words to describe this ugliness do not do her looks justice.

Oh my god that girl's a total swamp piece. GROSS

by josh d' June 7, 2011

swamp beast

A girl with a really big butt.

You cant help that your a swamp beast thats why the guys keep looking at your butt.

by Keke9812 March 8, 2016

Swamp Hoe

A term used to define an extremely unattractive, highly buckled hooker with a swampy Oder , who could not make any money anywhere but a swamp.

That Swamp Hoe was ugly as hell, but a great deal at a dollar fifty.

by dirtyd45678 September 6, 2016

swamp curd

The white/brown stain left on cushions from someone with a swamp ass. Similar to skid marks. May be caused by excessive farting.

Wow, my chair has a big swamp curd stain.

by Empty pint June 2, 2016