Masturbation of the penis holding it in such a way so that the camera has a clear view of the whole length. Usually thumb on top and two fingers underneath the shaft.
by level28 September 12, 2020

by Spooder anus August 8, 2020

When your jerking off in front of your woman and right before you ejaculate she comes sliding in like Pete Rose
by MuleKick February 14, 2014

A stroke so intense it stops the stroke completely only for a literal god to come down from the heavens to pimp slap you so hard you have another stroke and evaporate
by Yes,masta September 29, 2019

The act of stroking someone's shoulder in a creepy fashion. Accompanied with the words 'Hi... buddy...'
Person 1: *Whistles innocently*
Person 2: *Shoulder stroke* Hi... buddy...
Person 3: *Shudders* You're a bloody creep!
Person 2: *Shoulder stroke* Hi... buddy...
Person 3: *Shudders* You're a bloody creep!
by wellwitted November 7, 2009

by Ramtar April 15, 2021

by GrassCute November 19, 2020
