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Stoned as a shrimp

Originating from the Dutch saying "Zo stoned als een garnaal", it is the expression of being extremely high from weed, or hash. It became extremely popular in the Netherlands after the hit song "Stoned als een garnaal" by comedy duo Van Kooten en De Bie.

Many foreign travelers, especialy ones staying at youth hostels copied the saying and shared it abroad, directly translated.
"So, did you use any of the weed you found?"
"Yeah man, we were stoned as a shrimp.
by stevegek November 8, 2022
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roghetto stone

A device or link for suburban white people to urban/street culture; a connection which provides street <cred>
Dr Dre was Eminem's roghetto stone.

"Dude knows nuthin about slang, without urban dictionary as his roghetto stone he's totally clueless
by agman2 March 22, 2009
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lone stone

the act of illegally smoking marijuana without any company present
Jimmie was so bored and depressed last weekend he had himself a lone stone...
by tuddrew December 6, 2013
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The Stoned Ranger

1 teaspoon butter and 1 teaspoon of weed finely grounded in a cup. Pour 1 cup of boiling milk into the cup and stir. Let sit, covered, for 20 minutes then reheat in microwave. Pour 2 shots of whiskey into cup and stir to complete the drink.
"Dude do you remember last night?"
"Not after The Stoned Ranger!"
by Beanbah123 October 10, 2015
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mr stone

A peedo who preys on young children and often is found hanging around nurseries and pre-schools
by Pues, si July 17, 2016
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the stone age

when you're too blown to know you're in the 21st century.
Seth Rogen went to tokyo and woke up in the stone age.
by barlazuz November 17, 2016
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The Stoned Age

A portion of time that varies depending on the group of stoners. It is often seen as the prime time where all parties involved got the most stoned.
"Man, we don't smoke as much as we used to , what happened to us?"
"I'm sorry man, The Stoned Age is over..."
by The Sesh Gremlinz September 9, 2019
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