Kobe Special

A large gift a man gives to his wife to appease her after he's had an affair. After sleeping with another women, Kobe Bryant bought his wife a ring that cost as much as a large house.

Tiger: “I have to run to Zales to get a Kobe Special."
Friend: "What's that?"
Tiger: "A house on a finger."

by marybethjones November 29, 2009

jim lahey special

the type of whiskey jim lahey drinks on the canadian tv show "trailer park boys" the actually name for the drink is alberta premium a 100% canadian rye whiskey

thomas - hey bi ,i got a quart alberta premium to drink tonight eh?
james - oh yea got the jim lahey special on the go eh?
thomas - oh yea

by tommy1245 April 17, 2010

yelper special

Preparing a dish and then spreading "boogers" and "Cum" on it before serving it to a customer that demands special treatment due to the fact that they think they are a food critic because they use YELP.

Waiter: "I'm gonna need another Yelper Special!"
Chef: "No problem, heres one with extra cum!"
Waiter:"Thanks, those Yelpers are such assholes!"

by PsyPhyn December 6, 2015

olson special

a sexual favor in which a girl rides a dick very nicely and then sucks it dry.

damn you heard about that olson special?
yeah i got one and couldn't pee for a week.

by buttslut guild March 25, 2008

special sock

A sock one ejeculates into.
Also: magic sock

Larry's special sock stinks

by Ed November 12, 2003

ghetto special

Deficate into a "hoodrats" mouth, and then recieve oral sex from the same "hoodrat" while she still has the fecal matter in her mouth, acting as a lubricant.

"Yo Darnell, you know that hoodrat Monique,i gave her a ghetto special last night"

by habalijomo April 17, 2008

joey special

It is two pizzas. Useful for assuaging angry roommates.

"I got you the joey special, TWO pizzas!"

by Alberto Velazquez March 9, 2007