Silencer

A silencer is a make-shift product to allow quiet, shameless defecations in public toilets.

A silencer is when a person bunches up a bit of toilet paper, and quickly places it in the water retaining part of the toilet bowl.

Thus, was a foreign object (fecial matter) drops into the toilet, there is no splash, and therefore no noise is created, allowing the person to walk confidently out without being given terrible terrible looks.

One downside to this is that it does not protect the person from their own gaseous discharge before the act of defecation.

Guy 1 - "Oh gosh, oh golly, I gonna crap myself,......, but I cant let anyone know im doing it, because,......., Ive been eating nothing but Indian curries and beans!, ......, oh god, its crowning!!!!!!!"

Guy 2 - "Hey buster, dont worry, use a silencer, its fine man, honestly, in Silencer we trust"

Guy 1 - "Than........ (fart)...... i gotta g-....... whoa nelly!"

by Caffo November 9, 2009

Silxncedツ

Silxncedツ is a great friend who eats grapes. Some famous quotes are "HUMP THE BOAT" - "I WILL HUMP THE BOAT OVER THERE" and more.

"Silxncedツ DONT HUMP THE BOAT AGAIN OH GOD"

by Corgii March 19, 2021

Meat Silencer

The erection an officer of the law experiences as he is stacking up behind other officers before making a forced entry into a private dwelling.

Damn, Bob was grinding his meat silencer into my back just before we busted into that drug dealers house!!!

by PrisoncityDub May 4, 2008

ghetto silencer

plastic soda bottle placed over the end of handgun to lessen the noise when fired

The bown-out plastic bottle found at the scene of the murder suggest that the shooter used a ghetto silencer

by dolamite March 22, 2007

Shilence

something you say when yelling shut up and silence isn't enough; a combination of shut up and silence

Girl : "I'm obviously better than you."
Guy: "Ahhhh! Shilence! -_-"

by V<D September 18, 2011

Silencer

when a guy shuts a girl up by stickin his cock in her mouth.

Trish got the silencer from Jake

by anonymous June 12, 2003

silencer

1) A device that attatches/is attatched to a balistic weapon that severely reduces the muzzle flash and sound waves that occur when the bullet is fired. This is possible by giving a large area for the hot gases to expand before it hits the cooler air, and provides an area for the flash to be contained.
2) An assasin that specializes in finding and eliminating a "Rat". Basically, a hitman.

I have a .22 rimfire pistol with a built-on silencer.

by Nikolai Nikitin August 13, 2007