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The Shitty Wishbone

Pro-quire a wishbone from a turkey. Ask your girlfriend to break it. If she gets the big half you shit on the small of her back. If she gets the small half deploy a soggy log on the bridge of the left side of her nose and land a punch with the force Popeye in her right eye.
It was the holiday season so i asked my girlfriend to play the shitty wishbone game - she lost - i shat - she cried.
by ChazFay3 November 29, 2010
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botty shotty

The art of drinking an alcoholic shot through the anus
"Let's do some botty shottys"
A cream botty shotty uses a cream alcoholic based shot and is considered a luxury
Come lads let's do some botty shottys
by Yehgoodone November 7, 2017
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Hey Shitty

The activation phrase that can and should be used to start an iOS Siri command.
While other funny phrases can't be used, phrases close to "Hey Siri" can be. So when activating that feature, I picked "Hey Shitty". So now I can say "Hey Shitty, start a timer for 10 minutes" which is funny, productive, and an accurate name all at the same time.
by TDinKS September 29, 2020
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Shamita Shetty

A woman who is full of passion, who is mature, who makes great decisions, who is fully adventurous and someone who is kind hearted.
She is a strong woman who is inspiration to many. She is beautiful, passionate, generous, intelligent, and sassy.
Shamita shetty is my inspiration..even after so many difficulties she never forgot to smile and be strong.
by Ranithomas February 24, 2022
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Airpod Shotty

A rare Airpod Shotgun produced by apple, using airpods as bullets. Seen in the Among Us meme 'Airpod Shotty'
"Airpod Shotty, imma catch a body, you lookin' real sussy"
by SpongyRavioli February 19, 2021
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Shitty-Definition

(n) A badly thought out, random word or phrase that no one really cares about, but makes it onto "word of the day"

You will be able to spot one of these words/phrases when there is significantly more thumbs down votes than thumbs up.

The creator of these phrases/words are usually hourly visitors of urban dictionary who have nothing better to do than sit at their computer all day and try and think of "funny" words/phrases.
These are just a few "shitty-definitions"

1. Burning Envy
2. Bedding the rules
3. Off-sight meeting
4. Call the roll
5. Shress
6. Wee-wee'd up
7. Good hang
by jdog69ORIGINAL October 8, 2009
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Shitty ass toaster

Something that is of so bad quality that is does not deserve a sense-making phrase
"My car is so shitty ass toaster, I need a new one"
by Feltcher May 7, 2005
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