stall shock

You have a cheek splitting double chocolate warhead in it's third trimester. You go into the bathroom, and no one is there. You see the stall door, and everything appears to be normal from the outside. However you know from fearful past experiences this is rarley the case. As you reach to open the stall door, something inside you tells you something is wrong. Your body activates a saftey mechanism, protecting you from what might be. You open the door, and as you feared, it's the worst thing you have ever seen in your life. The first stall you open, theres piss all over the seat. The second stall you open, its an unflushed mix of sinkers and floaters, as well as the squirts.
Then the third...
The prior occupant laced out a massive pinch, he was probably going for a record breaker, he tried to keep it in one piece, but he got pissed when it started to break up, so he left the rest right on the seat. It was also unwipable, at which point the occupant got frustrated, the toilet was flooded with tea color water and was spilling over the sides. The floor was covered with piss, and then they smeared shit all over the walls.

last bathroom I went to was a total stall shock, I'm definatley going to leave school and go home from now on.

by stevos skate balls March 11, 2010

Scroll Shock

Verb.

When casually browsing a web page and scrolling down you come across a picture that you had no intention or want to view.

Jack, with tissue in hand: “O hell yeah, this whore at the top of the page is HOT!!! Let me just scroll down and see what else this wonderful site has to show.

scrolling...

scrolling...

"Midget Tranny Porn.jpg"

Jack: “OH MY GOD NO!!!!! MY EYES!"

*throws monitor from desk.

Scroll Shock strikes again.

by Truthzor August 28, 2012

party shock

When an unsocial person heads to college and finds out it's a completely different world. They start partying like crazy and never do any work because they have never experienced something like this. They usually find pretty limp parties "out of control".

Steve is loving some pretty lame parties, I think he's got party shock.

by TLC1234 September 25, 2005

nipple shock torture

1.when a negative and positive charge are applied to both nipples and shocked around 20 to 30 volts.

2. an intense electric therapy in which the nipples undergo an hardcore process that can be only be enjoyed by the kinkiest of nymphos.

"After we have sex, will you give me some REALLY good nipple shock torture"

"Beth, I got you that nipple shock torture kit for Christmas! And you thought that tit fucking was good! Wait till you feel this!!!"

by Fo SHizzle Leet Skeet December 2, 2005

alarm shock

The shock of having to wake up a lot ealier than you normally would due to school after summer vacation.

Mmph, this alarm shock is such a drag! *falls back asleep and misses bus*

by Sid Barrett September 4, 2007

static shock

A great show on Cartoon Network.

Superhero static shock whoop whoop!

by stewfoo January 8, 2005

Culture Shock

The shock of moving from one culture to another often associated with laws, traditions, food, music and general lifestyle choices.

Guy 1: Dude, American beer is so gassy it just makes me feel bloated.
Guy 2: I hear European beer is better, with added hops or something.
Guy 1: Just adding to the culture shock.

by Highlander. February 8, 2010