3 definitions by stevos skate balls
You have a cheek splitting double chocolate warhead in it's third trimester. You go into the bathroom, and no one is there. You see the stall door, and everything appears to be normal from the outside. However you know from fearful past experiences this is rarley the case. As you reach to open the stall door, something inside you tells you something is wrong. Your body activates a saftey mechanism, protecting you from what might be. You open the door, and as you feared, it's the worst thing you have ever seen in your life. The first stall you open, theres piss all over the seat. The second stall you open, its an unflushed mix of sinkers and floaters, as well as the squirts.
Then the third...
The prior occupant laced out a massive pinch, he was probably going for a record breaker, he tried to keep it in one piece, but he got pissed when it started to break up, so he left the rest right on the seat. It was also unwipable, at which point the occupant got frustrated, the toilet was flooded with tea color water and was spilling over the sides. The floor was covered with piss, and then they smeared shit all over the walls.
Then the third...
The prior occupant laced out a massive pinch, he was probably going for a record breaker, he tried to keep it in one piece, but he got pissed when it started to break up, so he left the rest right on the seat. It was also unwipable, at which point the occupant got frustrated, the toilet was flooded with tea color water and was spilling over the sides. The floor was covered with piss, and then they smeared shit all over the walls.
last bathroom I went to was a total stall shock, I'm definatley going to leave school and go home from now on.
by stevos skate balls March 11, 2010
1. First you make your girl drink a gallon of water, or milk for a warmer tone of color.
2. Put her in the "dog on top position" (also known as 'the fishermans warf'). This position allows maximum pressure to be applied to the bladder.
3. When you are ready for the show to begin, flip her over to the "rabbit on bottom" position (also known as 'strolling the marina').
4. Heres the tricky part, now transfer your weight onto both your hands, and push down firmly on her abdomen, and yell "splash out"
5. Recieve a warm blast of bile coating your upper legs, lower chest, arms, and pelvic region as your urethra gets splashed out with piss.
2. Put her in the "dog on top position" (also known as 'the fishermans warf'). This position allows maximum pressure to be applied to the bladder.
3. When you are ready for the show to begin, flip her over to the "rabbit on bottom" position (also known as 'strolling the marina').
4. Heres the tricky part, now transfer your weight onto both your hands, and push down firmly on her abdomen, and yell "splash out"
5. Recieve a warm blast of bile coating your upper legs, lower chest, arms, and pelvic region as your urethra gets splashed out with piss.
by stevos skate balls February 25, 2010
all girls have a secret inner whore, a small part of them inside that simply cannot refuse the penis laid upon them. Alcohol seems to be the devil's advocate in this inner demon. Causing a girl to make out with guys, cheat on their boyfriends, and suck dick within her boyfriends forbidden circle of friends.
I really wanted to make out with her at the club, we were grinding real close, and I could have kissed her, but she has a boyfriend and I want her to like me for me, and not because of her uncontrollable secret inner whore.
by stevos skate balls February 1, 2010