Sconser

(noun) A person who looks around when talking to you, to see if there's anyone more interesting about.

shoulder surfing

From Douglas Adams' (of Hitchhiker's guide to the Galaxy fame) book 'The Meaning of Liff'

Adrian is such a sconser, he was checking out my sister the entire time we were talking...

by thomas callan July 26, 2006

stoner 'stache

A perpetual, ever-existent light mustache that is not bold enough to be taken seriously in the world of facial hair, nor is it light enough to be deemed unnoticable, as if the guy does not care and smokes pot all day.

That guy should shave that stoner 'stache, it smells like pot.

by nrrgh-bcox September 7, 2010

Stoner

A very happy person who looks at life in a beautiful way

Ur such a stoner

by Yummybunny546 May 7, 2019

Stoner Sandwich

A sandwich of sorts of anything in front of you put on it while your high.

Tostitos Cheese Dip, Doritos Cool Ranch, and Lays BBQ Chips are a great mix for a stoner sandwich.

by J. Doe December 15, 2006

stoner bliss

Chips n cheese.

The corner stone of every stoner diet. So fucking tasty and so good, I don't know what to say. Smoke weed.

Me:"Where were you?"
Nate:"At the store."
Me:"Tight, my nigga. What you get?"

(pause)

Nate:"CHIPS N CHEESE MY NIGGA!"
Me:"Damn! Stoner bliss, that'll take a fat nigga out in like 40 seconds."

by sanfud n sun November 10, 2006

Stoner

Someone who smokes alot. Usually a very nice, peaceful person who is harmless. Looked down on society as nothing. They are some of the coolest, chilled out people that you will get the privileged of meeting. Usually are liked by all the groups in school, and has no enemies.

Nerd: Look at Jason, what a stoner.
Athelete: Yea, but he is cool to talk to.
Nerd: true.

by sweetemotion09 June 8, 2007

Non-Scorer

A generally unrespected person that would be unable to score in virtually any given situation that the average person would be able to score in.

Of course I wouldn't date a Non-Scorer like you.

I'd like to ask her out, but being the Non-Scorer that I am, I already know that she will say no.

Being a Non-Scorer really bites 'cuz I never get any action!

by Jake "J-Man" Cunningham May 21, 2008