tom scott

that guy who talked about british water bottles for 10 minutes

person 1 : hey have you seen that new tom scott video?

person 2 : nah im too small brain to understand anything he says

by one yeety boi August 30, 2020

Scolatti

A synonym for head. Typically the word has negative connotations but it can be used simply to refer to ones head, skull, dome or brain.

Ice Spice; Damn, i love when he give me Scolatti~

General, Negative use; Damn...I just got hit wit a nuvva bill from tha IRS, dis shit's fuckin' wit my Scolatti...

by Aquilius Maximus August 19, 2022

poopy-di scoop

a great lyric from the song lift yourself by now hated kanye west

Poopy-di scoop
Scoop-diddy-whoop
Whoop-di-scoop-di-poop
Poop-di-scoopty
Scoopty-whoop
Whoopity-scoop, whoop-poop
Poop-diddy, whoop-scoop
Poop, poop
Scoop-diddy-whoop
Whoop-diddy-scoop
Whoop-diddy-scoop, poop

mr crabs: Yes! hello, i was wondering if you could play that song again

fishie boy: mmh which one man
mr crabs: the one that goes poopy-di scoop, scoop-diddy whoop
fishie boy: no man youre thinking about poop-di-scoopty poop poop
mr crabs: poop-di-scooptu poop poop?
~mumble mumble~
mr crabs: not poop-diddy whoop scoop?

by small world June 10, 2018

Pork Scotch Jacket

A snot-coloured hi-viz jacket worn by fat ugly security guards who are terrified of rain. The Pork Scotch Jacket will be worn whatever the weather because the slightest bit of rain is a complete catastrophe to the fat bastard who cries himself to sleep wishing he was back in South Africa where his boyfriends live.

What's this fat old twat wearing? Looks like an overcoat made of snot.

Its a Pork Scotch Jacket. Although its a hundred degrees in the shade there's still a chance a drop of rain might come along to ruin the fat ugly bastard's year.

by Kenny Spoffo-Grumpbeetle August 6, 2009

Scomo

To shit one's self at Maccas

Feeling crook but went out anyway and ended up Scomoing my pants.
I left a trail of Scomo from the registers to the toilets.

by Pants Macabre June 10, 2019

scornful farm wives

These are those tired old worn out bags that have worked the same lame ass factory job for 30 years or more and haven't advanced their knowledge since the first week. They are jealous of anyone who took the time to educate themselves and are vicious and anal. It is fun to make them squirm by waliking around with tape measures and talking in scientific or engineering terms.

"Boy, wouldn't it be nice if those scornful farm wives would retire once and for all? They haven't done anything except share recipes all goddamned day."

by running out of patience January 5, 2008

angry scorpion

when you are about to have sex with a girl and you put icy hot on your cock (after you put a condom on) twist both of her nipples at the same time and thrust your cock into her pussy causing a stinging and burnig sensation

dude my chick cheated on me and crashed my car so i gave her an angry scorpion

by the scorpion August 19, 2008