Atsushi Sakurai

The hottest person on earth

Person 1 “do you know Atsushi Sakurai lead singer of buck-tick”
Person 2 “ yes he’s so hot when I see him I cream”

by user12348820 February 28, 2022

avery sakurai

Avery Sakurai is super duper cool. She has really good taste in guys and can always rizz up absolute catches. She’s very kind and has a wonderful personality. She may be lacking in the funds department… but that is no issue as she can ask any guy she sees for money and they given. This is due to her being a super fine asian and looking super asian. She’s so fine and asian that when you look at her you can’t help but think something racist. She’s best known for her creation of the ching chong best friends and the ching chong song to go along with it. If you ever meet an Avery Sakurai look out, cause she’s about to steal your gf/ bf, mom, and dad.

Jack: Woah is that Avery Sakurai
John: yeah bro, she’s coming back from evens house rn, she rizzed up his mom and dad.

Jack: awww i wish she’d visit my moms house.

by Suspicious Stew July 27, 2023

Sakurai

Masahiro Sakurai or just Sakurai for short is the person most famous for making Kirby, and Super Smash Bros.
he is also the greatest human on the entire planet and the only person at Nintendo that has nothing wrong with competitive Smash, to my knowledge.

Person 1: Who's the guy made Smash, whoever that person is must be an amazing person
Person2: it was made by Sakurai, duh

by SneekinSnoc August 22, 2021

Atsushi Sakurai

A man allergic to his own cats. Synonym : Acchan. R.I.P

"Dude I thought you were allergic to cats?? Why do have some??"
"I'm Atsushi Sakurai."

by PekeJ October 25, 2023

Scamurai

When a Japanese man scams you out of your money. Mostly through the Internet or commercials.

That's sad Josh I can't believe they would scamurai you.

by Dragónverde December 1, 2018

Afro Sakurai

Thiccer than a country filled with snickers

Person 1: “Bro did you hear about the dude that slayed every last thot?”
Person 2: “you mean Afro Sakurai”?

by KurizaLover25 February 10, 2019

Samarai

Dude, Bro, Chief, Big Guy, Fella. Use in place of Chief when addressing a friend, or bartender. Not to be used as a derog, or put down.

What's up Samarai, you see the game last night?

Hey there Samarai where did you and that little shorty disappear to last night?

by oqieurwpoqweiruopqwieru September 24, 2009