You're not allowed to rent here! 

Originated from Clerks. Randall yells this at a customer who has already yelled at him and stormed out of the store.

Should be followed by an emphatic "Yeahhhhhhhh!" as was done by Jay in the movie.

This should be used as a non-sequitur to annoy someone who is already frustrated or cause more confusion to a situation.

Mom: These kids are driving me crazy and I can't find my keys and I'm running late....

You: You're not allowed to rent here!
Friend: Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

You're not allowed to rent here! by zerocool21 July 7, 2009

Pay the Rent

verb. Going to urinate when drinking large amounts of beer; as such that you don't buy beer you rent it.

"Order another pitcher, I gotta go pay the rent."

Pay the Rent by icarus7474 September 30, 2008

Fucking rent 

An exorbitant amount of money paid on a weekly or monthly basis by a hapless tenant to evil property-owning overlords.

"What? This week? That is horseshit, I thought it was next week... fucking rent.

Fucking rent by Elfangor August 21, 2011

Shit on a house rent 

For something to be so dumb or expensive. To hate something.

Bobby just tripped over the cat. WELL SHIT ON A HOUSE RENT!!

Shit on a house rent by ListlessSin November 21, 2019

high rent

Living well, big house, nice car, smart

That chick is out of your league, she's high rent, you can't afford her.

high rent by Grove Girl January 15, 2008

Lack Toast and Taller Rent

When your landlord increases the rent on your condominium to the point that you don't even have the money to buy a toaster.

My landlord just increased the rent on my condo, now I can't afford that fancy new smart toaster I've been waiting to buy. I guess you could call this predicament "lack toast and taller rent".

Lack Toast and Taller Rent by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 10, 2021

low rent 

Bad or undesireable.

"That was pretty low rent of John to eat all of your pizza without asking"

low rent by Topher Mathes July 11, 2003