remopersalap

(Plural remopersalaps) A person of persian decent that has a repetitive way of operating involving lapping around an environment

He was a remopersalap while they were remopersalaps.

by LizardsToGo December 29, 2022

facebook remorse

The fear and regret felt when you wake up to numerous notifications on the morning after a night of drunk facebooking.

I woke up to 56 facebook notifications and I don't remember posting anything...major facebook remorse.

by bethm March 1, 2012

draft remorse

The pain you feel the day after your fantasy league draft, when you realize you made bad decisions.

I can't believe this is my team for the season. I've never felt such draft remorse.

by footballliz August 30, 2013

barbershop remorse

The sense of regret you get after getting a new haircut, either because the barber screwed it up, or because your hair looked better before. Usually overcome in a day.

Jim felt a strong sense of barbershop remorse after realizing that a mohawk probably wasn't the best cut for his job interview later that evening.

by dabbleinstocks December 4, 2016

blowie remorse

The regret of giving a blow job to a guy that did not deserve it.

I have blowie remorse; Greg never called me after I gave him a blow job.

by funnygp May 8, 2020

Snorters remorse

The inevitable self-loathing and regret that follows in the days after a cocaine binge.

Friend 1: "How you feeling today pinocchio?"
Friend 2: "Fuck me lad. Terrible. Snorters remorse has proper kicked in,"

by Mrrobot7891 August 6, 2020

The Remo Effect

The Remo Effect occurs when someone is so attractive, nice and highly qualified that everyone gets distracted around that person. As a result of this effect you can act stupid and nervous.

"I can't believe that I forgot to change the date by that order! I am always trying to be focused at work, this happened most certainly because of The Remo Effect.”

by Honeeeyyyy November 10, 2020