rectum wristwatch

brown stain left on wrist after fisting a girls asshole.

at breakfast I noticed tony had on a rectum wristwatch from fisting my ass the night before.

by helluvanape June 12, 2020

Di-rectum-ly

Shortened way of saying "directly in the buttocks"

That problem bites me directly in the ass/buttocks...like, di-rectum-ly in the buttocks/ass!!

by Cratered MoonUnit March 4, 2011

Gay Anally Rectums

A term indicating that your next door neighbor made a payment on their car loan, which by conquest then caused any number of younger citizens to start stopping at the front entrance.

‘Hey there Isaiah, could we get gay anally rectums on the West 9th St. side of the church building today, after 5th period.’

by Sick-Puppy July 12, 2018

Rectum

asshole for the "Intelligent people"

Doctor, his rectum burst

by DADDDBIGheart VANS December 12, 2016

electroplasmic rectum

An electroplasmic rectum gives the satisfaction of extreme pleasure through electromagnetic waves, often registered through the rectum.

The after-effects can last 6-7 days with exaggerated spasms throughout the body, mind and (empty) soul.

Declan: I has experienced electroplasmic rectum
Demetrius Demarcus Cousins the 3rd: Dude that's kinda weird you should seek help

by registry leaderboard holders August 13, 2023

Rectum Tickler

Someone who tickles rectums. Its pretty self explanatory. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

"Stay away from my anus, you rectum tickler!"

by WhiteKnightLuffy September 17, 2016

obese rectum

The politically correct term for fatass

That project manager is a real obese rectum.

by Bigsexy5 November 14, 2019