readers wife

Readers Wife (Noun): British institution whereby male readers of certain adult magazines feel the need
to submit for publication pictures of their other halves in varying levels of undress.

Readers Wife (Pronoun): a lady with a bedraggled appearance such that
you believe she would appear in such a magazine.

"She's a bit of a readers wife"

by John March 18, 2004

Reading the Economist

Can be used in two ways:

1. Describes a sexual act that could have occurred between two close friends as they share a shower together while one person is supposedly reading the Economist, or

2. Describes the use of a completely non-sensical excuse to explain why a guy and a girl were in the shower at the same time.

"Hey..we knocked on the door for like 15 minutes and no one answered..where were you?"

"In the shower with my friend."

"DOING WHAT?!"

"I was cold, so I decided to sit in the bathroom and absorb the steam, and so I was reading the Economist while I was there."

"..."

by Neb Nimajney August 24, 2006

read books

another way to phrase to smoke weed

you i'm bout to read books later on tonight.

by mexicater March 12, 2011

read for trash

to bitch someone out.

That player was cheating on me. The next time I see his ass I'm going to read him for trash.

by Amanda May 11, 2004

Radeon 3870x2

The name of the latest (as of February 17, 2008) ATi graphics cards. It has dual GPU's (graphic processing unit) and supports a second card by using "Crossfire" also know as "X-fire" and "CrossfireX".
This is currently one of the best cards on the market, comparable to the "Geforce 8800 Ultra", a $600-750 card by Nvidia, for an affordable $349.
The card supports Pci express x16 2.0, which none of the current Nivian cards support, has a default clock speed of 825mhz, has a full gig of onboard memory, and is rather large.

Person 1 "hey, I just got the new Radeon 3870x2, it runs like a charm and looks great on maxed out settings!"

Person 2 "yeah? Well my 8800 gtx cost more, so it must look better, right?"

Person 1 "Why, again, are we friends?"

by JoPiss February 19, 2008

Readington middleschool

A toxic ass school made up of whores who fuck everything that has a dick. Kids that think they cool cuz they be vapin an shii. Oh ass teachers who hate they job and only there to fuck up yo day by makin shii harder for you, and some crazy ass rapists that like to grab lil girls asses

Yo what school u go to?

Readington middleschool. Why
Oh fuck bro we can’t hang no mo.

Y?

Cuz u be goin to school wit a bunch of rich white whores

by Daddy moss if yk yk lmaoo January 7, 2020

read between game

1. To understand someone's real feelings or intentions from what they say and/or do.

2. To understand someone's object of attack or intentions of being grimy.

The best time to read between game is when people are too nice or too sweet.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant March 31, 2007