Seg-Rash

the wounds, scratches, etc, you get after crashing on a Segway human transporter.

15 minutes after jumping on my friends Segway I crashed and ended up with a nice SEG-RASH on my shoulder.

by Bart 69 August 5, 2008

Rude Rash

That special kind of rash that develops when you've bumped uglies with some scallywag of sexual ill-repute.

"Hey, what's that?".

"Oh, it's just my rude rash"

by Chris Royle June 10, 2010

Tabular Rash

A tubular rash is the rash caused by having sexual intercourse with a table. Generally the deeper and harder the penetration, the more severe the rash. This is commonly found in frustrated middle aged men and teenage virgins. The rash is located on the male genitalia and will bleed and puss eventually becoming a sexually transmitted disease capable of having similar symptoms to genital warts.

Person 1: Why is that guy walking weird?

Person 2: Ahh, he's probably got a tabular rash

by tabular basher 7 July 11, 2014

moot rash

A vaginal rash caused by fucking dirty cheese dick or swimming in the mee kong.

Hi gorgeous how are you going treating your moot rash hope things are on the improve.

by Catfish 9” January 2, 2021

Rash Of Stalin

Street slang for herpes.

Yo dawg, dat bitch gave me dat rash of Stalin.

by Untio April 1, 2009

sexually rash

sexual decesions that probably shouldnt have been made

hooking up in the gym of a school when you know the guy your being sexually rash withs girlfriend happens to be your best friend

by illegallyours July 30, 2006

rim rash

The condition of having scraped up wheel rims which is the indication of a shitty driver who can't judge where the curb is when parking their car.

Did you see the rim rash on Mark's new beamer? Jeeze that guy can't drive.

by Robesh May 15, 2014