rank wank

wanking to material you would usually find to be 'rank', or disgusting, but still managing to finish
Friend 1: I watched a porno last night where a pregnant chick was getting fucked anally against a brick wall, and then she went into labour.
Friend 2: Wow, that sounds disgusting.
Friend 1: Yeah, it was a pretty rank wank.
by kingbiscuit December 26, 2012
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ranked nutter

Someone who plays ranked in a video game for an excessive amount of time.
This guy has over 2000 ranked games, dudes definitely a ranked nutter.
by iwillneverloseEver January 17, 2024
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Rank Feigner

Someone who is otherwise a very high rank and/or good at the game that deliberately de-ranks themselves to extremely low levels. They are commonly seen in the ELO-based "Ranked" modes found in video-games like Mordhau and CS;GO. Similar to "Smurfs", it is likely that they do this to either troll for fun, or simply don't want to put effort into fighting people who are actually at their skill level. They severely damage the ELO of newer players to keep them from rising in the ranks, and have a tendency to be extremely toxic in chat, bragging about how bad their opponent is.
Friend 1: "Dude! I just de-ranked from Platinum 5 by some random Gold 5 out of nowhere, now I'm back to platinum 1. Damn it! Are the newer players really that good?

Friend 2: "Nah, you just got clapped by a rank feigner. Those assholes are really annoying"

Friend 1: "No shit, really? Probably why almost nobody plays ranked anymore"
by thelastofadyingbreed October 03, 2022
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ranking mojo

Ranking Mojo is a phrase used by SEO Experts to describe search indexing results which a website currently holds.
You want to move your current eCommerce store from WooCommerce to Shopify but you also don't want to jeopardize any ranking mojo your old site enjoyed.
by wwnik13 July 25, 2017
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rank alting

Playing a game on a separate account to avoid playing with people your rank or skill level.
Different way of saying smurfing for people in denial about what they are doing .
This guys rank alting what a looser!
by CO0p3r March 13, 2024
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Ranked Client

Focused but unrestricted to bedwars, a modpack for Minecraft— able to increase user experience and maximize performance simultaneously.
Hey Bob, I'm using Ranked Client!
by iPlayBedwars03 November 14, 2021
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Gps schools ranked

#1 Ipswich Grammar School

#2 Brisbane Boys College

#3 Southport

#4 Terrace

#5 Toowoomba Grammar

#6 Brisbane Grammar School

#7 Churchie (woof)

#8 Nudgee (donut)

#9 Bshs (who invited them?)
Private schoolboy 1: I just ranked the GPS schools, want AIC next?

Private Schoolboy 2: Yeah maaaate

Gps schools ranked
by Spuddy Bruv January 05, 2024
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