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Talking To Ralph On The Big White Phone

Vomiting in the toilet. Talking to Ralph/Ralf (vomiting), on the Big White Phone (white porcelain toilet).
Where's Linda? She was guzzling red wine like a Legionnaire, and now she's talking to Ralph On The Big White Phone.
by Malice1969 August 17, 2006
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Man I drank so much last night I had to talk to ralph on the big white phone all morning
by Gommash November 30, 2006
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Ralph Appreciation Day 4/22

People named "Ralph" get bullied way too much, this day is appreciate our Ralphs
Me: "Ralph, happy Ralph Appreciation Day 4/22!"

Ralph: "shut the hell up"
by Kwrispi May 13, 2022
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A place people shop to feel like they have lots of money when they really don't. Everything in the store is half priced and not actually designed by Ralph himself. These are the leftovers. Employees mindlessly fold clothes that customers ruin in 5 seconds and do pointless tasks that managers believe are important to the improvement of the store. Employees get paid nothing to work sucky hours. The store is also decorated with obnoxious gigantic vases filled with polo sticks while the clothes are generally hideous.
"Dude, you wanna go to American Eagle"
"Nah man lets go to the Polo Ralph Lauren Outlet Store so I can tear apart all the clothes and feel super rich just because I have a guy riding a horse on my shirt!"
by BillandSteve October 24, 2011
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saying hi to Ralph on the big white telephone

To throw up; to vomit.
I had a few too many wobbley pops last night and I spent all morning saying hi to Ralph on the big white telephone.
by northerner1 October 8, 2007
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Ralph

The annoying classmate that gets everyone one in trouble. He loves to make fun of and annoying girls who he likes. He's obsessed with basketball even though he's horrible at it. He and his friends think they are always innocent and their not.
"Man Ralph is the worst, but I love him!" said Ella
by mr.zanewhy October 29, 2018
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Ralph’s Dick

Ralph’s Dick is 9 inches and black
“Did see Ralph’s Dick, omg it’s so big.”
by definitioncorrectfs November 30, 2023
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