Nutt-Racket

Although only seen in the wild, a very special breed of 1 has come to the westmont jr. high and has terrorized all of the students. taking advantage of there laughyness and making them laugh until they die. A horrible creatue if you may..Blonde hair, blue eyes, and hyper all the time. Very dangerous if you are a littler person. He can kill. He goes by the name.AARON! *runs away in terror*. run away in terror or shoot it down. It is known as the nutt-racket because..well, just because..

Dont look at it! KILL IT! Aaah!!

by Jenna the Great April 1, 2004

rankled

word orginating in an article about Arnold Governator supporting gay marriage. Rankled was totally out of context. We beleive it means the state of being "rank"

The right wing conservatives were rankled when they discovered that god really did create gay people.

by Mira March 12, 2005

Racket a skank

An act illegal in every state of the U.S.; when someone shoves a tennis racket or similarly shaped object into either the vagina or anus. Whether the racket goes in thin, or wide end first, is a matter of flexibility. Sometimes referred to as "racketing".

"What do you think Goatse can fit up there?"
"I bet I could racket a skank with with on no lube."
"lol wut"

by Oti March 9, 2008

Racker

1. being really really awesome
2. a person who does stuff that are retarded but cool in a way

1.
dude 1: i got a $150 hoodie
dude 2: nice
dude 1: i know
dude 1: here, ill show you
*shows a really awesome hoodie*
dude 2: racker!!!

2.
guy 1: i jumped off a cliff yesterday
guy 2: haha wtf
guy 2: how high?
guy 1: just about 8ft
guy 2: wow racker!

by the dantey April 23, 2009

Vince the Homosexual with a Tennis Racket

A guy frequently spotted playing with children's no-no parts. After a good touch, he proceeds to spank the child with the tennis racket. How disturbing! He finds this entertaining. After this, he buys a corn dog.

Henry: some guy just pulled down my trousers and spanked me with a tennis racket.
Me: That's disturbing!
Henry:He said his name was Vince the Homosexual with a Tennis Racket

by KnowWhat Imtalkin bout January 1, 2012

Racker

Someone who fluffs breasts of strippers at tittie bars or houses of sexual intercourse usually a male.

Where is the racker my tits are so droopy right now!

by fluffer butt July 23, 2007

Rackless

A person who attaches equipment (i.e. bikes, skis...) to their vehicle in a sketchy or dangerous way.

Man that guy is rackless, he just duct taped his surfboard to the top of his car.

by Silver shock March 15, 2021