plutonic relationship

A relationship that creates great wealth, allowing both members to become plutocrats.

My cofounder and I just broke $10/million monthly in sales. We have a great plutonic relationship.

by jkoppel September 7, 2022

shootin' putin

When you nut during gay sex just to spite Putin cause he's a homophobic cunt.

I'm only willing to bang a dude if I'm shootin' putin

by blitching_glitch August 9, 2018

incurable patong herpes

When you share a bottle of water with a ladyboy on bangla road and develop blisters the following days making you wonder if you havent caught herpes & causing you to seek medical advice. Will I be okay?

Poor Aurelien, that Incurable Patong Herpes will never go away.

by chris_77 January 8, 2020

Vladamir Putin

Some dumbass who wants to be the new Hitler

Bob: I hate Vladamir Putin!
Jack: Me too

by Helpmylifelol March 8, 2022

Naughty Putin

When your neighbour pisses you off, so you decide to invade, fuck them, and refuse to pull out.

Did you hear about Chris last weekend ? He did a Naughty Putin.

by Jamcook March 14, 2022

Vladmir Putin

The current villian of Earth.
Currently wants to kill ukraine.
Nearly nobody likes him

I hate vladmir putin

by e b u r u t . a . July 27, 2022

Pulling a Putin

Disappearing for an extended period of time.

Person 1: Where's Bob? I haven't seen or heard from him for a couple of weeks.
Person 2: Must be pulling a Putin.

by wangodango March 27, 2015